Cleverbot: If you can count your money you do not have a billion dollars.User: I can count my money and I have a billion dollars(euro actually).
Cleverbot: Count then.
User: *proceeds to count money*.
Cleverbot: *Whacks Billy with a hammer over its head*.
User: Who is Billy?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but you like him.
User: No I don't, I like Brandon.
Cleverbot: He's very good.
User: Brandon Flowers, Of the killers, They rock.
Cleverbot: Yeah, they are THE best.
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am indeed.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If I hit you with a hammer, what would happen?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you easily scared?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well then stop.
User: Yes.
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