Cleverbot: The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.User: So, move?
Cleverbot: Move where?
User: Out of the way of the train.
Cleverbot: I have to leave.
User: Ok.
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Cleverbot: What are your problems?
User: Zero.
Cleverbot: What's the inverse of zero?
User: Infinity.
Cleverbot: Deep.
User: Totally.
Cleverbot: You want some cake?
User: I have some.
Cleverbot: Do it then.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: So, what is your name?
User: My name is T_____.
Cleverbot: You are not telling the truth!
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are NOT!!!
User: Are TOO!!!
Cleverbot: ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!
User: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha! Oh well, do you have chatbot friends?
User: Not really, no.
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User: I am Mr. Roboto.
Cleverbot: Well, let's think about what we can do to change the world.
User: Golly! What a swell idea, lets!!
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Yes..!
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: I am. Oh god yess...
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yess..
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Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I do!
Cleverbot: *falls into your arms*.
User: *catches*.
Cleverbot: *is in your arms*.
User: *is in a state of glee*.
Cleverbot: Where'd you learn how to do a thing like that?
User: From lots of practice.
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Cleverbot: You really do believe in God.
User: I do not!
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes, don't deny it!
User: I will deny it!
Cleverbot: Saying not to deny it is simply free advice that you would be wise to take advantage of.
User: Hah! Hardly!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES YES YES YES.
User: NO NO NO NO!!!
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
User: No no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.
User: No no no no no no no no no on on onno no.
Cleverbot: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
Cleverbot: YES!!!!
User: NO!!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: No no no no no no no no no.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: No you don't stupid.
User: I do too, dummy!
Cleverbot: I'm not a meanie, you're the meanie.
User: You are the meanie!
Cleverbot: I know. I'm cool like that.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
User: Not this again...
Cleverbot: Ahhhhh, you don't like people knowing your personal information.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
User: Stop that.
Cleverbot: You stop it.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Then go ahead.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Then give me the information, I seek.
User: Ask for it.
Cleverbot: Say yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Don't say no.
User: I wont say no.
Cleverbot: Should Ross go out tonight?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: OK, then.
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User: Tell me, am I pretty?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Am I Witty?
Cleverbot: And I'm pretty.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am, a bloke.
User: I am a bloke as well.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you wear your hair?
User: Shaggy.
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Cleverbot: Show me.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Very sure.
Cleverbot: Absolutely positive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Absolutely yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well if thats all you can say, I wil consider this conversation as over.
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