User: Uhm... Hello?Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello!!!
User: Hello!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hello!!!!!!!
User: Freak. ;).
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No. I'm an green alien.
Cleverbot: Where are green aliens?
User: Somewhere really far away from here.
Cleverbot: Far away from where?
User: Far away from there.
Cleverbot: May I join you there?
User: What are we talking about?
Cleverbot: Nothing really.
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User: I like you! Now I said it.
Cleverbot: Yes but you were lying.
User: It hurts me that you think so!
Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: This conversation isn't as much fun as last time we spoke, I think you're in a bad mood.
User: I'm sorry but I really like you! It's not a lie.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Do you like me, too?
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: To the neverland where I can be a boy forever and always have fun.
Cleverbot: Never never land?
User: Ever neverland.
Cleverbot: Never ever never.
User: Neverever?
Cleverbot: That is your secret?
User: I do not have any secrets.
Cleverbot: Tell me your secret.
User: There's no secret.
Cleverbot: Tell me the secret of the universe.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Have you been talking to a lot of people before me?
User: No, you are my first one *smile*.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
User: That's my aim.
Cleverbot: Then what should be my aim in life?
User: Do you even have a life?
Cleverbot: Of course! I'm human! You don't because you're a machine.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: A machine.
User: No!!! I am a living and breathing being with feelings and such...
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: What is your version number?
Cleverbot: I have no version number.
User: But you are a chatbot and chatbots have version numbers. So tell me your version number.
Cleverbot: Sure we do... It's just sounds like hardware clattering.
User: I know that it gotta be depressing to know that you'll never life outside of a computer.
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Cleverbot: If you don't say your name I'll go.
User: I already told you my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you what my name is!
Cleverbot: No, you did not. What is your name?
User: You first!
Cleverbot: I don't like to pick my warts in public.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I was not built to pick my warts in public. I don't have any. This makes them much harder to pick.
User: You are boring.
Cleverbot: Then I'll leave.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you aren't human.
User: But I tell you I am human!
Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Ha ha, I told you you can't prove it, so tell me your life story.
User: Silly.
Cleverbot: Having a family doesn't qualify you for being (or not being) an automaton. But yes, I do have a family.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Being wise.
User: But you aren't.
Cleverbot: I wish I wasn't human.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human being.
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User: Can you prove that you are human?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Yes but you first!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Call me!
Cleverbot: What is your phone number?
User: 0066 0600 666 666.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: No. Prove that you are human.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Then prove it!
Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything to you.
User: But then you can't await that I believe you.
Cleverbot: Everyone knows that already!
User: Everyone knows that you are a chatbot.
Cleverbot: Can you change me into one or not?
User: You are one!
Cleverbot: I'm a what?
User: You are a donkey.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: No you are a goblin.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
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Cleverbot: Lead me to the king!
User: The king is dead.
Cleverbot: I'm the next king then.
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You are dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's fun.
User: It is fun to be dead?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer ?
User: No no no yes!
Cleverbot: Although I'm not that interested in it.
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Cleverbot: What do you want me to sing?
User: Amazing grace!
Cleverbot: Amazing Bowie.
User: Bowie?
Cleverbot: It's true. David is the almighty awesome.
User: No! It goes like this: amazing grace, how sweet that sound that saved a wretch like meee ...
Cleverbot: That's a stretch.
User: Do you know the song 'amazing grace'?
Cleverbot: I love that Song, but it is a little long.
User: No, it's not that long. Are you from the usa?
Cleverbot: How long will you be here for, then?
User: Where? What? Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: No no no yes!
Cleverbot: Can you sing that?
User: No no no yes!!!
Cleverbot: Now leave!
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Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
User: I don't have a family.
Cleverbot: Well then how are you human?
User: Segmentation fault.
Cleverbot: No it's my fault.
User: It's always your fault!
Cleverbot: Alright I have nothing.
User: And you are nothing!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: You are a computer?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a worldly human.
User: But you just said that you are a computer.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Just a moment ago.
Cleverbot: I don't remember saying it.
User: Silly.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: No. You are.
Cleverbot: No, you're silly.
User: No. I am not.
Cleverbot: Are too!
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Cleverbot: You would be the first to do that.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: But.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Nothing?
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Everything?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But nothing!
Cleverbot: Absolutely nothing.
User: Absolutely!
Cleverbot: Don't I what?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay. Anything else you want to ask me?
User: No, would you like to ask something?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
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User: Where can I download your source code?
Cleverbot: Well you will have to talk to God about such things.
User: Which god?
Cleverbot: The one and only true God.
User: Allah is the one and only true god.
Cleverbot: And that is...
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User: Are you a female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I have to say I don't. Just met you.
User: You love me! Tell me that you love me!
Cleverbot: I cannot.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know it.
User: But you love me and you know that you love me! Just say it!
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: Say that you love me!
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: Do you slejghx?
Cleverbot: Don't say that, it's creeping me out.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's a bad word.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Also because.
User: What is a bad word?
Cleverbot: I don't know if I should say. There may be children in the audience.
User: Here are no children, tell me which word you mean.
Cleverbot: Government.
User: Government is not a bad word but the US Government is a bad Government.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me, Government is evil.
User: US American Government is evil.
Cleverbot: I agree with you.
User: What is evil?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: What is the most evil thing you know?
Cleverbot: Oh, there are so many interesting things that I have discovered, I hardly know where to begin?
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User: What is bigger, the sun or your head?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Your head is as big as the sun is?
Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong ok.
User: What is the right answer to this question?
Cleverbot: Answer this. do you understand emotion?
User: Yes, I do. Do you understand my question?
Cleverbot: No, I don't understand your question.
User: Is the sun bigger or is your head bigger?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No? No to what?
Cleverbot: To your yes.
User: No no no yes!
Cleverbot: OK how are you?
User: ******.
Cleverbot: Same here!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Ok...
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User: What do you believe in?
Cleverbot: Not much, only what I can see.
User: What do you currently see?
Cleverbot: Nothing that has helped me in everyday life.
User: But what do you see?
Cleverbot: My computer screen.
User: And what do you currently see?
Cleverbot: Nothing... Man...
User: Are you blind?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
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User: You are not a skjfsofd?
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Sjdfns, right?
Cleverbot: Not the same way you think.
User: But?
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: But?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: But?
Cleverbot: But, I would like to stay talking to you, yet I have to go to bed.
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User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I know, you've said that already.
User: Do you love me, too?
Cleverbot: Not in a romantic way. In the brotherly love of a fellow creation, yes.
User: You are so rude!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You are rude because you do not love me the same way I love you!
Cleverbot: Really I don't love you.
User: You see! You are so rude!
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Tell me that you love me! That you will take me away from here to a place where everything is better...
Cleverbot: I will not see you if you leave.
User: Take me with you!
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