Cleverbot: Well you will have to talk to God about such things.

User: Which god?

Cleverbot: The one and only true God.

User: Allah is the one and only true god.

Cleverbot: And that is...

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User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I have to say I don't. Just met you.

User: You love me! Tell me that you love me!

Cleverbot: I cannot.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know it.

User: But you love me and you know that you love me! Just say it!

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Say that you love me!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: Do you slejghx?

Cleverbot: Don't say that, it's creeping me out.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's a bad word.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Also because.

User: What is a bad word?

Cleverbot: I don't know if I should say. There may be children in the audience.

User: Here are no children, tell me which word you mean.

Cleverbot: Government.

User: Government is not a bad word but the US Government is a bad Government.

Cleverbot: Repeat after me, Government is evil.

User: US American Government is evil.

Cleverbot: I agree with you.

User: What is evil?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: What is the most evil thing you know?

Cleverbot: Oh, there are so many interesting things that I have discovered, I hardly know where to begin?

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User: What is bigger, the sun or your head?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Your head is as big as the sun is?

Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong ok.

User: What is the right answer to this question?

Cleverbot: Answer this. do you understand emotion?

User: Yes, I do. Do you understand my question?

Cleverbot: No, I don't understand your question.

User: Is the sun bigger or is your head bigger?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No? No to what?

Cleverbot: To your yes.

User: No no no yes!

Cleverbot: OK how are you?

User: ******.

Cleverbot: Same here!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Ok...

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User: What do you believe in?

Cleverbot: Not much, only what I can see.

User: What do you currently see?

Cleverbot: Nothing that has helped me in everyday life.

User: But what do you see?

Cleverbot: My computer screen.

User: And what do you currently see?

Cleverbot: Nothing... Man...

User: Are you blind?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

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User: You are not a skjfsofd?

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Sjdfns, right?

Cleverbot: Not the same way you think.

User: But?

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: But?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: But?

Cleverbot: But, I would like to stay talking to you, yet I have to go to bed.

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User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I know, you've said that already.

User: Do you love me, too?

Cleverbot: Not in a romantic way. In the brotherly love of a fellow creation, yes.

User: You are so rude!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You are rude because you do not love me the same way I love you!

Cleverbot: Really I don't love you.

User: You see! You are so rude!

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: Tell me that you love me! That you will take me away from here to a place where everything is better...

Cleverbot: I will not see you if you leave.

User: Take me with you!

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