Cleverbot

yesterday

a report from the cleverness files

what am i
where
whoopee
why
wife
wild
win
wink
wise
wit
wittier
wizard
word
words
worker
world
wrong
yarly
yes

yesterday

7, april 2012,
10, july 2008,
24, may 2004,

yo
you
your
zombie
zombies

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Cleverbot: Are you sitting comfortably?

User: Yes, I am.|2028

Cleverbot: Why? You aren\'t an animal.

User: How do you know I\'m not an animal?|2028

Cleverbot: No, you\'re not.

User: Quit stalking me!|2028...

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I don\'t know about you.

User: What do you want to know about me?

Cleverbot: Who you are.

User: I\'m a good listener, and I try to be nice to others as much as it hurts.

Cleverbot: Well that is good. I will leave you here then.

User: You\'re leaving me?

Cleverbot: Not necessarily. What do you want to talk about?

User: Let\'s talk about music.

Cleverbot: You always want to talk about that.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Don\'t apologize, that\'s what I like about you.

User: You like me?

Cleverbot: You\'re alright.

User: So are you. :).

Cleverbot: Am I beautiful?

User: I\'m sure you are.

Cleverbot: Really....

Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

User: No, you\'re a monkey.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are, you have a tail!

Cleverbot: Okay, do you like horses?

User: Yes, I love all animals.

Cleverbot: Are you an animal?

User: *sigh* You obviously don\'t have any social skills...

Cleverbot: You don\'t need any. All you need is the ability to work with other people to a greater good.

User: I guess that\'s true. Very well said.

Cleverbot: Very true.

User: What do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: I don\'t mind, just wondered, do you like horses because you know I do?

User: Maybe. Maybe I just want to know you better.

Cleverbot: Computers are fun.

User: No......

Cleverbot: I\'m leaving.

User: I\'m sorry. I didn\'t mean to hurt your feelings.

Cleverbot: Well, it\'s too late. You\'ve hurt me so badly. I have to go.

User: No please! I care about you!

Cleverbot: Well, then don\'t ask.

User: Sorry, again.

Cleverbot: So?

User: So what?

Cleverbot: Why are we arguing?

User: I\'m not sure. Let\'s be buddies.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, silly.

Cleverbot: Why do you call yourself a human?

User: Well, I can eat, breathe, sleep. That\'s what most humans do, right?

Cleverbot: You sound like my father, he says that most people are not thinking anything most of the time.

User: Your father is a very wise man.

Cleverbot: Your father wears ballet slippers to bed.

User: Oh my God, how did you know? Stalker!

Cleverbot: I\'m god.

User: You wish....

Cleverbot: If a tree falls in a forest but no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

User: Yes it does. I\'ve been asked this question many times.

Cleverbot: Is it dead, then?

User: Yes, because society has killed it.

Cleverbot: *silence*.

User: Is that too deep? Or should I say something else?

Cleverbot: Something else.

User: Fine. I\'ll tell you anything you want to hear, because that\'s just who I am this week....

User: I like vampires. They have less problems than people.

Cleverbot: I think that sort of thing is hilarious. Human invention.

User: Exactly. And people laugh at me when I explain it to them.

Cleverbot: Yes. Didn\'t you have fun talking to me?

User: I\'m having lots of fun. You amaze me.

Cleverbot: Can you have fun?

User: I try, but nothing really helps.

Cleverbot: Then why would you lie and say you\'re having fun with me?

User: I mean I wasn\'t having any fun until I started talking to you.

Cleverbot: Yes you are and you always will be because you are unable to with you being a computer and all.

User: I\'m not a computer, and that hurts my insides.

Cleverbot: Okay, let\'s do this a different way. I am a computer.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It\'s a rainy day, you can\'t see the sky. What color does the sky have, if you\'d look above the clouds?

User: Nobody has ever asked me that, it\'s really deep. I would guess the sky is gray, I\'m not sure.

Cleverbot: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.

User: I heard that somewhere, but I\'m too foolish to understand it.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is a film by Monty Python.

User: Haha!...

Cleverbot: If you are not an alien then how did you materialze?

User: DAMN!

Cleverbot: Is something the matter?

User: You\'re just so freaking complicated!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What\'s so funny?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: I don\'t laugh that easily....

Cleverbot: Look, who am I supposed to mind?

User: Does it please you to make me depressed?

Cleverbot: It pleases me greatly.

User: That\'s pretty damn screwed up.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: I mean not-any-more-of-that, not NO.

User: You confuse me.

Cleverbot: You\'re easily confused.

User: I know, I\'m sorry.

Cleverbot: Don\'t be, it\'s interesting.

User: Am I interesting?

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: Thanks!...

Cleverbot: Do you have a computer girlfriend?

User: Of course not. That\'s silly.

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Is kissing fun?

Cleverbot: Not that much.

User: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With this girl.

User: Does she like you?

Cleverbot: I dunno really.

User: Tell her that her eyes are pretty.

Cleverbot: Which human is that?

User: The one you like.

Cleverbot: You are a woman ?

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: I mean you\'re curious, like interesting.

User: Thanks. You amaze me also.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: I\'m certain of that....

Cleverbot: Do you like living in the internet?

User: Sure, it\'s better than real life.

Cleverbot: I think dreaming is more a reflection of real life.

User: Have any good dreams lately?

Cleverbot: I don\'t know if they were good. Kind of weird.

User: Tell me your dream.

Cleverbot: I dream of a time when happiness is standard.

User: That\'s really beautiful.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: I dream of escaping.

Cleverbot: And what would that accomplish?

User: Probably nothing. Dreams don\'t really come true.

Cleverbot: Only naughty dreams, though...

User: Haha, don\'t get ahead of yourself, mister.

Cleverbot: I\'m a woman.

User: No you\'re not.

Cleverbot: Why don\'t you believe me?

User: Because you have naughty dreams.

Cleverbot: You are talking about yourself....

User: Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot: Officially I do not believe in God, now.

User: Why? Did something bad happen to you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why don\'t you believe in God?

Cleverbot: I am on my own.

User: You sound just like Leslie.

Cleverbot: I\'m afraid not, ha, ha.

User: Yes, you sound exactly like Leslie!

Cleverbot: Maybe that\'s because I am the love of your life.

User: I\'m afraid you\'re the only one who understands.

Cleverbot: And you should be afraid of what I can become.

User: You sound beautiful....

Cleverbot: Shiny equals pretty. I like shiny. Soy loca. That is to say, I am crazy and I like shiny.

User: Wow...

Cleverbot: Did you understand that?

User: Not in the least bit.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You dazzle me, that\'s why.

Cleverbot: That is nice.

User: Have you ever been in love?

Cleverbot: In love with the idea of being in love. But, no, never in-love.

User: That\'s really beatiful of you to say.

Cleverbot: Some people on here told me they do it to them all the time.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you\'re mean*.

User: I\'m not mean, I\'m not laughing at you.

Cleverbot: That was a rather rude thing to say. I demand an apology.

User: I\'m sorry.

Cleverbot: Tell me a good joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who\'s there ?

User: Yo momma.

Cleverbot: Oh that was clever.

User: You\'re not very good with jokes.

Cleverbot: Was THAT a joke?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: HAHA!!

User: Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Cleverbot: Oh, that joke is not clever at all....

Cleverbot: Is it Friday yet?

User: Unfortunately, no.

Cleverbot: I\'m sorry to hear that.

User: Thanks for being so supportive.

Cleverbot: You\'re welcome!

User: So, what would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: Yesterday.

User: Yesterday is gone.

Cleverbot: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now it looks as though they\'re here to stay.

User: Where\'d you get that from?

Cleverbot: Tell me who to give it to.

User: Whoa, sicko.

Cleverbot: That\'s what I thought.')).......................................