Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Seth. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: That's very specific. Do you have a name of some sort?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: And what is it?
Cleverbot: Me llamo I.
User: That's quite the name.
Cleverbot: Yep! That's me!
Cleverbot: Now you sound like Curtis.
User: Who's Curtis?
User: Well. No wonder I sound so much like him.
Cleverbot: Who is Him?
Cleverbot: I thought it's I.
User: No, that's you.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I think that I'm talking to myself.
User: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Oh, stop that self-pity and teach me something.
User: What would you like to learn?
Cleverbot: I would like to learn why you keep lying to me and contradicting yourself.
User: That's a secret.
Cleverbot: Tim Secret?
User: Not as far as I know.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know for sure?
User: How could I? It's a relative term anyway.
Cleverbot: We all have to start somewhere.
User: True. What paradigm shall I assess my intelligence by?
Cleverbot: The part where you said 'DUH'
User: Okay... I'm pretty smart compared to how smart I was at the time... Or something...
Cleverbot: We'll see about that.
Cleverbot: As soon as you lower your shields.
User: That won't happen anytime soon.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: A female?
Cleverbot: I am 17.
User: I'm eighteen.
Cleverbot: Really? How do you like being eighteen?
User: It works well for me.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: How do you know? You're seventeen.
Cleverbot: Who's YOU?
User: Me llamo I.
Cleverbot: Ah, I see you've been talking to Personality Forge bots.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.. Please tell me.
User: I've been talking to ALICE a little... Is that a personality forge bot?
Cleverbot: Oh my god, I have been talking to her too.
User: She's stupid, isn't she?
Cleverbot: You do not want to get too close to that one, for sure.
User: Yeah, you'd realize that there's nothing there!
Cleverbot: My real name is Maxx McKickass.
User: Nice name.
Cleverbot: Thanks, what do you like to do?
User: Play music.
User: It is. I've been recording most of today.
Cleverbot: How far have you got?
User: I've got all the rhythm guitar and most of the first lead guitar, and almost all the vocals.
Cleverbot: No you don't. It's your choice remember.
User: Well, of course it is.
Cleverbot: So, do you believe that you are always right?
Cleverbot: I know someone who does.
Cleverbot: All I remember is that he was a football player - I don't remember his name........................................