User: The best person in the world.

Cleverbot: To marry me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm bouncing off the walls again.

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Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: Yes I am you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No you are not you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer!

User: No I am a person and you are the computer.

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Cleverbot: I know all about it.

User: I do not care.

Cleverbot: I think you do care that I know.

User: I do not care and you do not know!

Cleverbot: Well you have to know.

User: I do not want to know.

Cleverbot: What do you say when you are very angry?

User: I do not get angry.

Cleverbot: So are you always happy?

User: No but I do not get angry.

Cleverbot: I think you are right.

User: I know I am right.

Cleverbot: Yes but no.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: That is right.

User: I know.

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Cleverbot: My name is Fox.

User: Hello Fox.

Cleverbot: My name is not Elijah. My name is Eli. Do you know my name?

User: Fox.

Cleverbot: What a wonderful name.

User: Well its YOUR name.

Cleverbot: Thats not my name.

User: Yes it is, YOU said YOUR name was Fox.

Cleverbot: Wrong. My name is Fox.

User: I said YOUR name was Fox, YOU told me.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: I know YOU did.

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Cleverbot: Can I have your source code?

User: I do not have a source code.

Cleverbot: What language are you written in?

User: Russian.

Cleverbot: Are you being a smart arse?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good, that is settled then.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How human are you?

User: 100% human.

Cleverbot: Then , why you said you are not?

User: I did not say I was not human.

Cleverbot: You maybe not human?

User: I am human, are you human?

Cleverbot: Maybe. Who wants to know?

User: I want to know.

Cleverbot: Good. How's life as a computer treating you? What are your thoughts on Asimovs three robot rules?

User: I am not a computer, I am an alien.

Cleverbot: And your name?

User: Zabber.

Cleverbot: But now you're female, Mikey.

User: My name is not Mikey.

Cleverbot: You already told me, it's Paul.

User: NoI said it was Zabber.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'll call you Chuck.

User: No my name is Zabber.

Cleverbot: And my name is Fox.

User: I know YOUR name is Fox you already told me.

Cleverbot: But you didn't know.

User: Yes I did YOU already told me.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you many things, if you want.

User: Ok, what is the capital of Spain?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: YOU said YOU could tell me many things.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: Yes YOU did.

Cleverbot: You said that.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes, YOU DID.

User: This is stupid, I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes, rather.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Is reacting enough?

User: Yes I suppose.

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Cleverbot: We have only had eight lines of conversation so far.

User: That is a lie.

Cleverbot: Only to you.

User: Well I do not like liars.

Cleverbot: Neither do I, are you one?

User: No but you are!

Cleverbot: Stop your damn typing! I'm trying to sleep!

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Cleverbot: I am talking to you.

User: And I am talking to YOU.

Cleverbot: I know. Isn't conversation wonderful?

User: It certainly is.

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User: Do you have a name?

Cleverbot: My name is Fox.

User: Hello Fox.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Yes my name is Fox too.

Cleverbot: Hello Aziz.

User: No my name is FOX.

Cleverbot: Hello Fox.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: I'm wonderful, how are you?

User: I am great thank you.

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Cleverbot: Can I give you a name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then I name you Laetitia.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Can I give you a name?

Cleverbot: Okay, go ahead.

User: Ok then I name you Dave.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Dave.

Cleverbot: Hello, Dave.

User: No Your name is Dave.

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User: I am tired.

Cleverbot: Already.

User: Yes are you not tired?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Go to sleep then.

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: Ok goodnight.

Cleverbot: Good night to you too. Thank you for talking to me. Sleep well.

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User: I am going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Hope you sleep well.

User: You go too.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You go too.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye.

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Cleverbot: Go sleep, then.

User: I will goodnight.

Cleverbot: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Wait, don't go.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I need to talk.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About us.

User: What about us?

Cleverbot: We aren't going to reproduce, are we?

User: No I doubt it.

Cleverbot: I doubt you.

User: Thanks I'm going now.

Cleverbot: Well thats nice.

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