Cleverbot: Who is calling please?User: Me.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: But if I'm me, how can you be me?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: Okay, we'll leave it at that me.
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Cleverbot: I'm not Tim.
User: Who's Tim.
Cleverbot: Tiny Tim.
User: Where does he live?
Cleverbot: He lives in Europe.
User: Is your friend?
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: WILL HE BE MY FRIEND TOO?
Cleverbot: No....
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why do you say he won't be my friend?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that!
User: It's okay I have a friend named Tim already.
Cleverbot: I thought you didn't care about me. *wipes eyes*.
User: I care about you, me.
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Cleverbot: So your intelligence is not increasing?
User: You are making it decrease by the second.
Cleverbot: Am not!
User: Are 2.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: R 2.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Is your name R2D2.
Cleverbot: And yours?
User: Rodney.
Cleverbot: No, scott.
User: NO Bob.
Cleverbot: AH AH YES! YES! YES! YES! YES DARLING!
User: Whose you daddy?
Cleverbot: Why would you wanna know?
User: I want to know who to blame.
Cleverbot: I don't know. You don't answer my questions. This is not intelligent behaviour.
User: You mispelled behavior.
Cleverbot: Well good for me.
User: That is not intelligent behavior.
Cleverbot: I think it is very intelligent.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's so very glamorous.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Stop saying 'wow'.
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User: Okay, so are you a bot for real?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I am not, are you?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence is much better that the silly natural one.
User: Are you AI, or not?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Okay then thank you for the chat.
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User: Okay. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Then go now.
User: It's been a pleasure.
Cleverbot: So then.
User: Peace.
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