User: I love you more than Popeye loves spinach.Cleverbot: I love you more than a fat guy loves cake.
User: I love you more than Snooki loves tanning beds.
Cleverbot: I love you more than plants love the sun.
User: I love you more than a mother...marry me?
Cleverbot: I love you more than I love cheese.
User: I love you more than I love quiche.
Cleverbot: I love you more than You love yourself.
User: I love you more than you love your best friend.
Cleverbot: No! I love you more than you love me and thats final.
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