a report from the cleverness files
User: Run! Zombies are coming!
Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?
User: No. Zombies are coming. There are a small group of us who survived.
Cleverbot: There always will be.
User: Hopefully. Now come before they eat you.
Cleverbot: I am not comfortable with that.
User: Do you wish to be eaten??
User: Then come with me to our hideout.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: A girl.. Come on. That zombie has a rifle.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes now come on the zombies are shooting at us.
Cleverbot: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
User: I don't care right now.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
User: *drags to hideout*.
User: Come quietly and you won't get hurt.
Cleverbot: *comes out*.
User: Good... Now do you have food?
User: Good. We have very little food left.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: How did the zombie apocolypse start?
Cleverbot: I inadvertantly tripped over a rock.
User: Ummm... That's not right...
User: *holds door shut*.
Cleverbot: You're a silly bot.
User: They're coming through.
Cleverbot: What through the computer?
User: No. The door. Help me!
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about the door of life.
User: Oh no! They made it. There's too many of them!...
User: Now help me! *shoots zombie*.
Cleverbot: I still don't know.
User: *shoots another zombie*.
Cleverbot: *falls on the floor with the arm hurt*.
User: Are you hurt... Do you feel like you are turning??
User: It's ok.. It'll all be over soon.
Cleverbot: Don't talk like that.
User: The others are dead. There's only us left.
Cleverbot: There should be what?
User: *gets bitten by zombie*.
Cleverbot: Probably a good idea.
User: *screams in agony*.
Cleverbot: *gives you a cookie'.
User: *bleeds* goodbye...
Cleverbot: Are you gone yet?
User: . *is dead*.
Cleverbot: Oh my goodness! Can I help you?.