User: Habla usted espanol?Cleverbot: No senore, no habla espanol.
User: Por que no?
Cleverbot: Es no bonita a mi.
User: Por que es feo a tu?
Cleverbot: Que hora es?
User: Son las tres de la noche.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Como se dice 'I know' en espanol?
Cleverbot: Tu es un computadora.
User: No es verdad. Estoy un hombre.
Cleverbot: No, sé que estas una computadora con un programa muy interesante.
User: Es falso! Estoy humano real!
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User: But who's on first?
Cleverbot: On first? What do you mean?
User: First base, of course.
Cleverbot: But the primary organization of a golf course is numerical, not chronological.
User: We aren't talking about golf, we're talking about baseball.
Cleverbot: We're not talking about my behind either.
User: Well, actually, now that you mention it...
Cleverbot: I know, nothing surprises me.
User: Boo!!! Did that surprise you?
Cleverbot: Yes it did.
User: Well, at least you're honest.
Cleverbot: Not really, I lie all the time.
User: I only lie when I'm asleep.
Cleverbot: Then I hope you will lie to me.
User: Only if you have the appropriate interface modules.
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