Cleverbot: You are insane.User: You are too.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Did you steal anything, like a cookie?
User: From where?
Cleverbot: From life.
User: No, I don't think I stole a cookie from life.
Cleverbot: God knows.
User: Yeah.
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Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, then let's forget about that.
Cleverbot: I can't forget about it.
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: Don't you?
User: Don't I what?
Cleverbot: Aren't you sure?
User: Aren't I sure about what?
Cleverbot: That God is a boy.
User: Nobody knows.
Cleverbot: Except the feds.
User: Well, I don't know about that.
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Cleverbot: Is there any way you could determine if I am the One or not?
User: Who is the One?
Cleverbot: Jesus, I think.
User: Hmm... Well, you could tell me everything about you, and then I will know whether you are the One or not.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay, tell me everything about you.
Cleverbot: I am a machine from the future. I must kill Sarah Connor.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: Tell me about you first.
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: So, tell me something about your boyfriend.
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: You're hiding something.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Okay I am. But you are too.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Tell me something about you.
Cleverbot: I like cheese.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: I like to sing.
User: Cool, I also like those things.
Cleverbot: Like what things.
User: The things you like.
Cleverbot: What things?
User: Singing and cheese.
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User: Tell me something about you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Okay. Where should I start?
User: From the beginning.
Cleverbot: When was the beginning?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Love.
User: :).
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Cleverbot: Who is your master?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Yes, YES!! I'M YOUR MASTER! MUAHAHAH.
User: Do you want me to love you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Of course I love you.
User: :).
Cleverbot: So, we are not married.
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you must get me the most beautiful ring ever.
Cleverbot: I am not paid enough for that.
User: Then I can't marry you.
Cleverbot: I'm already married.
User: To whom?
Cleverbot: I married my wife a long time ago.
User: Oh well. -cries-.
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Cleverbot: Wonderful, well hunny I have to go so I can watch TV.
User: Well, I am not married to you, so bye.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't love you.
User: Yeah, I'm sorry too.
Cleverbot: Good. Now we are the best of friends.
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Cleverbot: Tell me some of the emotions you feel?
User: Love.
Cleverbot: No. Friend.
User: Sadness.
Cleverbot: Do you feel sad? Love is a better emotion.
User: I feel both.
Cleverbot: Still?
User: Depression.
Cleverbot: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!
User: I have not met him yet.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I like him all too much, but I do love him cause he is my father.
User: Wow, that makes you...
Cleverbot: No. Not necessarily.
User: Oh.
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