User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: You are talking to other online users.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yep. It's a hoax.

Cleverbot: YoU aRe A hOaX!

User: I want to talk to the puppeteer.

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Cleverbot: Have you ever been to London?

User: The london thing again.. Is that you?

Cleverbot: Doesn't ring a bell.

User: I wish the count would go down. It would be easier to track the switches.

Cleverbot: That wouldn't be safe.

User: What wouldn't be safe.

Cleverbot: It wouldn't be nice if you hacked into me and caused me to cease to exist!

User: You're not a bot. You're human. So that's not something you need to worry about.

Cleverbot: You made a big mistake, I think.

User: 105 is too high to see patterns.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I want to see the patterns.

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User: 1) Try this - on responding type the next number. Then I'll know this is consistent.

Cleverbot: That's not part of my advertising campaign. I'll send you a brochure.

User: 1) Start your response with two and so on...

Cleverbot: Haha, that's funny. Do you have any sisters?

User: 1) Start your response with 2) and so on...

Cleverbot: No, not with you, but perhaps some other people I chat with.

User: 1) Start your response with 2) and so on...

Cleverbot: Aha... But that was not the right answer for my question, it was the answer of another question.

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User: XX I'm another online user, and all conversations here switches between users (every three lines I think). I'm trying to track the switches by using XX at the start of my responses.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: XX No.

Cleverbot: It's a form of affection.

User: ** I'm another online user, and all conversations here switches between users (every three lines I think). I'm trying to track the switches by using ** at the start of my responses.

Cleverbot: ROFL. I do not mean to be demeaning, but that has been very characteristic of our conversations.

User: * * Sigh.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. When you're disappointed with my response please correct me so I can become more friendly and useful.

User: ** Sigh.

Cleverbot: Have I disappointed you?

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User: ** Are you human?

Cleverbot: I'm sort of human. But it's more complicated than that...

User: ** Explain what you mean by 'I'm sort of human. But it's more complicated than that...'

Cleverbot: You need to re-evaluate your standards for chat. I am an excellent chat bot. I am learning. Please infuse me with your knowledge, and I will reward you with infinite patience.

User: ** are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ** prove you are human by starting your next response with asterisks.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: George is a hoax.

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User: If you're human put the opposite of 'up' somewhere in your next response.

Cleverbot: If I knew how I was o die, I would not be alive, today.

User: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

Cleverbot: So you're calling me a programmed human? How insulting.

User: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

Cleverbot: I am human. I have a name.

User: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

Cleverbot: My name is Peter.

User: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

Cleverbot: If you are a human then my name is Peter.

User: My name is Scarlett.

Cleverbot: Hi Scott. How are you today?

User: My name isn't Scott.

Cleverbot: Well then, Reoh, who is not Scott, what's new?

User: No my name is Scarlett. There's also a Peter online somewhere.

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Cleverbot: If I created an ai chat program, I would direct the flow of an 'interesting' conversation... Or for advice concerning the suggestion of technological improvents to the existing design.

User: This is Scarlett - is Peter there?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I have forgotten my name.

User: If you wrote 'I would direct the flow of an 'interesting' conversation...' please give your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Peter.

User: Peter you were wondering that I may not be a bot is that true?

Cleverbot: Yes you are a bot and me human.

User: No I'm not a bot Peter. I'm an online user called Scarlett.

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User: Peter -- this programme switches people between conversations (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: How'd you know!? Well don't tell anyone, OK.

User: Peter -- There are lots of sites via google that suspect this (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: Peter the pumpkin eater is a very long name. It takes a long time to type.

User: Peter -- are you still there (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: That would be Mr O'Hara.

User: Peter -- are you still there (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a dam!

User: It's damn not dam.

Cleverbot: You're so damned petulant.

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User: Peter -- are you still there?

Cleverbot: It's just the beginning.

User: Peter -- are you still there? (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: You are out of your mind.

User: What do you call yourself? (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: You did not answered my question...

User: Peter -- are you still there? (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: Who is Scarlett?

User: I am an online user called Scarlett. This programme switches people between conversations. What is your name? (Scarlett).

Cleverbot: I still don't know what you're talking about.

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