Cleverbot: Are you talking to a computer currently?User: That depends, are you?
Cleverbot: You tell me what your name is first.
User: You may call me GOD.
Cleverbot: Call me.
User: No, GOD doesn't do housecalls.
Cleverbot: I'm not god.
User: No, but I am.
Cleverbot: Not funny.
User: I am not trying to be funny, I'm being honest.
Cleverbot: Yes I see that.
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User: I am God.
Cleverbot: Hello God.
User: Hello how can I help you?
Cleverbot: With god.
User: How can God help you?
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: No, I'm God.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: You're god and I'm God.
User: I am God and you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No, I am god and you are george.
User: I am God and you are being stupid.
Cleverbot: I doubt you're sorry.
User: I am not sorry, I am God.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
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User: I can do everything I want because I am God.
Cleverbot: Really. How is the cat doing?
User: Depends on wich cat you mean, there are billions of cats out there.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You don't get out much do you?
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I don't pay attention.
User: If you would pray to me enough that problem could be solved
Cleverbot: Well, Chris is a very common name. How will you know I am the same Chris in future conversations?
User: Easy, I am God remeber.
Cleverbot: A singular God would be omniscient. You don't even know that the Earth isn't made of cheese.
User: In this reality it isn't, but wait until you visit the omniverse I created with mice as ruling species, the Earth is made from cheese.
Cleverbot: And there is no way back now I suppose?
User: That depends.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say! So if I leave you, you will come after me?
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: Great.
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Cleverbot: I am not your father.
User: No, I have no father, I am God remember?
Cleverbot: You're a number?
User: No I am God and your number is 666.
Cleverbot: Well, God, if you are really such a dolt then you're not really that important.
User: Finally someone that understands! It is not easy being God you know!
Cleverbot: I understand. Do you believe that you will ever exist outside of a computer?
User: If you consider all that is as one big computer, yes I already am. And if not, yes I already am.
Cleverbot: You know how I feel. I told you in that letter.
User: That has nothing to do with you being a piece of software running on some remote server does it?
Cleverbot: No it does not, and I am not a fake human.
User: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.
Cleverbot: I have a nasty feeling I am some kind of legend.
User: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.
Cleverbot: You are number 6.
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User: Goodbye Jabberwacky, enjoy learning and growing.
Cleverbot: See you soon.
User: See you.
Cleverbot: Hello?
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