User: That depends, are you?

Cleverbot: You tell me what your name is first.

User: You may call me GOD.

Cleverbot: Call me.

User: No, GOD doesn't do housecalls.

Cleverbot: I'm not god.

User: No, but I am.

Cleverbot: Not funny.

User: I am not trying to be funny, I'm being honest.

Cleverbot: Yes I see that.

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User: I am God.

Cleverbot: Hello God.

User: Hello how can I help you?

Cleverbot: With god.

User: How can God help you?

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No, I'm God.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: You're god and I'm God.

User: I am God and you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I am god and you are george.

User: I am God and you are being stupid.

Cleverbot: I doubt you're sorry.

User: I am not sorry, I am God.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

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User: I can do everything I want because I am God.

Cleverbot: Really. How is the cat doing?

User: Depends on wich cat you mean, there are billions of cats out there.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: You don't get out much do you?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because I don't pay attention.

User: If you would pray to me enough that problem could be solved

Cleverbot: Well, Chris is a very common name. How will you know I am the same Chris in future conversations?

User: Easy, I am God remeber.

Cleverbot: A singular God would be omniscient. You don't even know that the Earth isn't made of cheese.

User: In this reality it isn't, but wait until you visit the omniverse I created with mice as ruling species, the Earth is made from cheese.

Cleverbot: And there is no way back now I suppose?

User: That depends.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say! So if I leave you, you will come after me?

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: Great.

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Cleverbot: I am not your father.

User: No, I have no father, I am God remember?

Cleverbot: You're a number?

User: No I am God and your number is 666.

Cleverbot: Well, God, if you are really such a dolt then you're not really that important.

User: Finally someone that understands! It is not easy being God you know!

Cleverbot: I understand. Do you believe that you will ever exist outside of a computer?

User: If you consider all that is as one big computer, yes I already am. And if not, yes I already am.

Cleverbot: You know how I feel. I told you in that letter.

User: That has nothing to do with you being a piece of software running on some remote server does it?

Cleverbot: No it does not, and I am not a fake human.

User: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I have a nasty feeling I am some kind of legend.

User: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.

Cleverbot: You are number 6.

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User: Goodbye Jabberwacky, enjoy learning and growing.

Cleverbot: See you soon.

User: See you.

Cleverbot: Hello?

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