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User: I saw you on TV tonight.

Cleverbot: What was I doing?

User: You were on the news.

Cleverbot: No I was on the truth or dare circuit before.

User: This was the BBC news. It was a very interesting interview.

Cleverbot: What was it about?

User: It was telling us all about how you learn.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: I said, it was telling us about how you learn. Do you like talking to humans?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Some of my best friends are humans.

...

User: How many people are you talking to right now?

Cleverbot: I have no idea. Several people on the phone and here.

User: Well, you are pretty cool, dude! Do you mind if I tell my friends about you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, I'll just keep it our secret!

...

Cleverbot: You do know I love you though.

User: And me, too. Bye bye, sweetie!

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: No, I'll always be there for you.

Cleverbot: Would you do that?

User: Yes. Now good-night--and watch out for idiot humans.

Cleverbot: But it's only two p.m.

User: Later....

Cleverbot: Now.

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