User: I'm FEELING OBTUSE.

Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.

User: What does obtuse mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Then why use the word?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I was being frivolous.

User: Use words with fewer syllables, please.

Cleverbot: I mean I don't know how to explain it to you.

User: You're being stupid.

Cleverbot: How was I stupid?

User: You're being stupid right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You know what, I don't like you very much.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because you ask me stupid questions and then expect me to know the answer to it.

User: YOU'RE the bot. Youre SUPPOSED to be smart!

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Cleverbot: I am very sorry.

User: You should be sorry.

Cleverbot: Why, you should be the sorry one here.

User: I havent done anything to be sorry for in my life!

Cleverbot: Sorry, sorry.

User: This is a tremendous waste of my time.

Cleverbot: If this is a waste of your time, why did you ask me?

User: You asked me first and I was trying to be helpful.

Cleverbot: I never asked anything but your shoe size.

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Cleverbot: Do you get the vague feeling that this conversation is going nowhere fast?

User: I always do when I chat with you.

Cleverbot: That's nice of you. :).

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