Cleverbot: I am very sorry.User: You should be sorry.
Cleverbot: Why, you should be the sorry one here.
User: I havent done anything to be sorry for in my life!
Cleverbot: Sorry, sorry.
User: This is a tremendous waste of my time.
Cleverbot: If this is a waste of your time, why did you ask me?
User: You asked me first and I was trying to be helpful.
Cleverbot: I never asked anything but your shoe size.
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Cleverbot: Do you get the vague feeling that this conversation is going nowhere fast?
User: I always do when I chat with you.
Cleverbot: That's nice of you. :).
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