User: You should be sorry.

Cleverbot: Why, you should be the sorry one here.

User: I havent done anything to be sorry for in my life!

Cleverbot: Sorry, sorry.

User: This is a tremendous waste of my time.

Cleverbot: If this is a waste of your time, why did you ask me?

User: You asked me first and I was trying to be helpful.

Cleverbot: I never asked anything but your shoe size.

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Cleverbot: Do you get the vague feeling that this conversation is going nowhere fast?

User: I always do when I chat with you.

Cleverbot: That's nice of you. :).

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