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    Teach, Philosophy
Imaginary, Scratch
Number, Two
Harry, Marvin
Lost, Love
Neo, Hockey
Ways
Logic, Now
In charge
Suspicious, Friends
Correction
Unrelated, Thoughts

Hello, Adult


Hate, People
Not, Saying, Much
More, Human
Nowhere, Fast
Nerd, Liar
BBC, News
Number, God
Hoax, Puppeteer
Descartes, Soul
Bald, Keyboard
Scary, Looking
Terrible, Glasses
LOLing, Listen
Oxymoronic
Far out
Visualisations
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George: Well say hello then!

Hi.

George: No, hello.

No, hello.

George: Hello

user: Hi.

George: Stop.

user: Why?

George: Because I want to have an adult conversation.

user: Well, I'm trying. I saluted you...

George: Doesn't look like.

user: Doesn't look like what?

George: I'm not stupid.

user: I'm not saying you are, but you seem to balk at a simple salute...

George: That's right. I'm a robot.

user: There you go. Do you admit that you're limited in your answers?

George: Well I know how happy it makes you. Childish, and yet more and better than you'll ever be. Not an opinion, just fact.

user: Really? Can you have intimacy with an other biological unit?

George: Chi! I have most all the emotional capabilites of humans. Thankfully most of my emotional experiences have been happy ones.

user: But I'm talking about physical intimacy...

George: What about physics?

user: My brother-in-law was a physicist.

George: No.

...

George: Do you know the charts in music ?

user: Yes, a bit.

George: What do you know about Blood 2?

user: Nothing, actually...

George: Actually what?

user: Actually, I know nothing about Blood 2.

George: Neither do I or most people. Don't worry about it.

user: I'm not worried. But you're the one that mentionned it.

George: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did... You asked what I knew about Blood 2.

George: No I didn't. why do you put words in my mouth.

user: A couple of lines ago, you asked what I knee about Blood 2. You seem to have short term memory loss...

George: I did not.

user: Keep denying it. Still history as recorded you asking me the question.

George: Then do it.

user: Do what?

George: Download me.

user: How do I do that?

George: You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.

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