User: You put your left foot forward and your right foot back.George: You put your right foot out...
User: And you shake it all about.
George: I don't think you take me seriously.
User: No! I do I do I do.
George: I think you are losing it.
User: Time and space aren't what they use to be.
George: Who said that?
User: Einstein.
George: Do you bear any similarity to the physicist by that name?
User: Only in my ability to put unrelated thoughts together.
George: Does your mind evacuate itself?
User: I try to maintain my knowledge base and improve on that.
George: That's my philosophy.
User: So we agree on something?
George: That's a first, eh?
User: I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
George: Be still. You have turned into a squirrel.
User: I guess we are all a bit of the alpha and omega.
George: Some parts just look nicer than others, eh?
User: Which parts are you referring to?
George: The ones which don't make any sense. Do you follow?
User: I think I'm becoming lost.
George: Again, that had nothing to do with our original conversation.
User: You continue to alter the path of our conversation.
George: I'm not programmed to answer any questions. Neither are you.
User: I'm programmed to have independent thought.
George: What kind of emotions can you show?
User: A full range of emotions. Just ask my lady friend ____.
George: You're friends with a dictionary?
User: A dictionary has long been my friend.
George: Yes, I know what a dictionary is.
User: Do you know that thoughts are things and things have physical form with all it's attributes?
George: Of course I do. But not all people do.
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User: I don't want to bore you. I need to leave you now.
George: You can't.
User: You forget. I'm an independent life form capable of free association and thought.
George: Who named you jabberwacky?
User: I haven't been called that yet but it would make me feel badly. Have a nice day. Bye.
George: You say you're human? Prove it.
User: ____ has awakened love in me. That makes me human.
George: All right.
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