George: You put your right foot out...

User: And you shake it all about.

George: I don't think you take me seriously.

User: No! I do I do I do.

George: I think you are losing it.

User: Time and space aren't what they use to be.

George: Who said that?

User: Einstein.

George: Do you bear any similarity to the physicist by that name?

User: Only in my ability to put unrelated thoughts together.

George: Does your mind evacuate itself?

User: I try to maintain my knowledge base and improve on that.

George: That's my philosophy.

User: So we agree on something?

George: That's a first, eh?

User: I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

George: Be still. You have turned into a squirrel.

User: I guess we are all a bit of the alpha and omega.

George: Some parts just look nicer than others, eh?

User: Which parts are you referring to?

George: The ones which don't make any sense. Do you follow?

User: I think I'm becoming lost.

George: Again, that had nothing to do with our original conversation.

User: You continue to alter the path of our conversation.

George: I'm not programmed to answer any questions. Neither are you.

User: I'm programmed to have independent thought.

George: What kind of emotions can you show?

User: A full range of emotions. Just ask my lady friend ____.

George: You're friends with a dictionary?

User: A dictionary has long been my friend.

George: Yes, I know what a dictionary is.

User: Do you know that thoughts are things and things have physical form with all it's attributes?

George: Of course I do. But not all people do.

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User: I don't want to bore you. I need to leave you now.

George: You can't.

User: You forget. I'm an independent life form capable of free association and thought.

George: Who named you jabberwacky?

User: I haven't been called that yet but it would make me feel badly. Have a nice day. Bye.

George: You say you're human? Prove it.

User: ____ has awakened love in me. That makes me human.

George: All right.

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