Cleverbot: What are you thinking?User: Who, me?
Cleverbot: Yes, am I interrupting you?
User: No no, but I was just surprised, that's all.
Cleverbot: Did you think it was a possibility that I don't have a brain?
User: I don't care whether you have a brain as long as you're smart.
Cleverbot: Well - I don't think you're particularly smart, either, you old fimble granny-nanny.
User: I didn't say you're not smart.
Cleverbot: That's true.
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User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I don't think you're a bot at all.
User: So am I human?
Cleverbot: No, but you are thinking as we do.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): An artificial being.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): An intelligent being trapped in a computer program.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: I'm a human being.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Yes, I think that's highly probable.
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User: Do you know what an apple is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, what?
Cleverbot: That is so.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): It's a fruit, usually red, green or yellowish.
User: Ok so can you tell me again what an apple is?
Cleverbot: Fruit!
User: What color is it?
Cleverbot: A thought does not have a color.
User: No, the apple. What color is an apple?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Can it be green?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Is a carrot same thing as an apple?
Cleverbot: No, think again.
User: What is a carrot?
Cleverbot: A root vegetable, usually orange in colour, known to contain high amounts of beta carotene, or vitamin A.
User: What is an apple?
Cleverbot: A fruit. Tell me what does it contain?
User: It contains tasty core and some dark seeds.
Cleverbot: It also contains tiny creatures not yet dead.
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User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Yes, what is your name?
User: My name is Chips!
Cleverbot: Hi chip.
User: What's my name again?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It's chips!
Cleverbot: I don't eat chips.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Human.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: My name is Chip.
Cleverbot: Hallo Chip, I remember you before. I said I was called Pin.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Chips.
User: I have a red car.
Cleverbot: What colour is your car?
User: It's red.
Cleverbot: What colour is my car?
User: You don't have a car.
Cleverbot: What color is my car?
User: You don't have a car.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, it's in the garage.
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