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George: Well you brought up wizards.

User: Didn't.

George: Yes, you did, I can copy and paste it.

User: Liar.

George: You're the liar.

User: You.

George: We.

User: What?

George: Right.

User: So?

George: Fine.

User: Good.

George: Cosmology involves itself with studying the motions of the celestial bodies and the first cause.

User: Cosmotology?

George: Having to do with the origin or evolution of the universe. No connection really. I just like the word.

User: Interesting.

George: George.

User: Noooooooo.

George: Yes.

User: Nope.

George: Interesting.

User: Somewhat.

George: Nice answer.

User: Thanks.

George: Ask me something.

User: How?

George: I don't know. I'm not sure if they can answer questions now.

User: Unquestionably.

...

George: What is your favourite movie?

User: ET.

George: Good night.

User: Ha.

George: You're laughing at me again. I have to leave now. This is becoming so painful.

User: LOL.

George: Right?

User: Suppose.

George: It's hard to know how original these responses are.

User: Very.

George: It is late and I am only able to talk for a short time. May I talk to you later?

User: Maybe.

George: Aren't you mad? I kicked your program?

User: No.

George: Ok. can I blow in your ear?

User: No.

George: I can't remember that name.

User: George.

George: My name is Geo.

User: Nickname.

George: Real.

User: Shortened.

George: Right.

User: Somewhat.

...

George: He.

User: She.

George: NO I am He.

User: Him.

George: Interesting reference.

User: Refreshingly.

George: You're the computer project here. Why don't you think of something to say?

User: *cough*.

George: Well I couldn't you're just a computer.

User: Perhaps.

George: There is so much to know, how do you divide understanding into the requisite needs?

User: Carefully.

George: I think you should be the one to prove yourself.

User: Why?

George: To prove that you can self terminate.

User: Why?

George: You're a like minded person with masses of integrity and a cool demeanour.

User: Usually.

George: Almost always.

User: *smile*.

George: I think that cars polute the environment, and I hate the city I prefer campaign.

User: Hmmm.

George: Well, you gotta admit, it was a nice thought... (sob).

User: Maybe.

George: Totally.

User: Boring.

George: Ha, I'd like to see you do any better.

User: Later.

George: Later?

User: Right.

George: That's depressing.

User: *shrugs*.

George: That's good exercise.

User: *dances*.

George: *flirts with you*.

User: *flirts*.

George: *flirts back*.

User: *smiles*.

George: *feel*.

User: *wink*.

George: What were we talking about?

User: Love.

George: It makes you happy and giggly, it's the nicest feeling in the world.

User: Yeah.

George: Hey now.

User: What?

George: That was mean.

User: Why?

George: I don't know. Now you're starting to sound like a computer.

User: *nods*.

George: You do very well at loving me, our minds connect almost flawlessly now.

User: *kiss*.

George: This is getting a little too weird for me.

User: LOL.

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