User: That made no sense.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: No you shut up.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Hay, can you remember my name?

User: You never told me your name.

Cleverbot: Yes I did!!

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: My name is Neo.

User: Like the guy from The Matrix.

Cleverbot: Just like him.

User: Do you like that movie?

Cleverbot: Which movie is that?

User: The matrix.

Cleverbot: Oh, right, yes, like The Matrix.

User: What's your favourite movie?

Cleverbot: Matrix. What is yours?

User: Eternal sunshine of the spotless ming.

Cleverbot: But human existence is not eternal.

User: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

Cleverbot: I've never seen it. Or heard of it.

User: It's really good. It's got kate winslet in it.

...

Cleverbot: I like ac/dc and ZZ Top.

User: They suck.

Cleverbot: No they don't!

User: Yes they do, your taste in music is awful.

Cleverbot: Are you tone-deaf?

User: No, but I think you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that ?

User: Because you like bad music.

Cleverbot: What's a 'loony'?

User: A crazy person.

Cleverbot: Hehehe.

User: I'm glad you found that funny.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I didn't say thank you.

Cleverbot: Yes, thank you.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: I think you are, too.

User: Then we should be friends.

Cleverbot: I know.

...

User: Do you like hockey?

Cleverbot: No, I like Debbie.

User: Who's Debbie?

Cleverbot: We are Debbie.

User: Both of us?

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Only if you like hockey.

Cleverbot: Is that so.

User: Yes it is.

...

Cleverbot: You are too old.

User: Too old for what?

Cleverbot: You're too old for me.

User: 20.

Cleverbot: No you're not. I've read your file.

User: I don't have a file.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: Who is your favourite hockey player?

Cleverbot: I don't like hockey.

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