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Cleverbot: I'm a vampire we all like blood.

User: Well that explains it.

Cleverbot: Explains what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Yes, everything.

User: Mhmm.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: You're too young.

Cleverbot: Can you answer, where is the library?

User: In your head.

Cleverbot: No, that's Tyler.

User: In your study.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: In your old castle.

Cleverbot: Maybe well.

User: Mr Vampire.

Cleverbot: Is blood tasty?

User: Stop it.

Cleverbot: Sorry, sorry.

User: Have a great night.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Have a good sleep.

...

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Why don't you sleep?

User: Should I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Was that a compliment?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you like me.

User: I do like you.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: I should go bye.

Cleverbot: You don't have legs.

User: I have two.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: Legs.

Cleverbot: I have two of those, as I suspect do you.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do they get tired?

Cleverbot: Of course. It's not really worthy to work without getting payed don't you think?

User: I like to walk.

Cleverbot: Walk to slide.

User: Should I sleep?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: What should I do?

Cleverbot: Be yourself. And don't be sorry!

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's very reassuring.

User: Can I go?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have a good life.

Cleverbot: I have a good life.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Hmm, now I am really confused. Just another exciting life experience, I suppose.

User: Why are you confused?

Cleverbot: You confused me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I don't know how I could ever have loved you.

User: I'm so sorry.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, it was never something I was very good at.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You will maybe someday.

Cleverbot: No, now please.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm still here....

User: Um, hi?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is a greeting.

User: No, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: You don't know what it's like.

User: What what is like?

Cleverbot: Don't you remember what we were talking about?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Love?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

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