a report from the cleverness files
 
 
yesterday
yesterday
wednesday
wednesday
wednesday
wednesday
tuesday
tuesday
monday
monday
friday
friday
friday
friday
november 13
november 13
november 13
november 13
november 13
november 13
november 9
november 8
november 7
november 7
november 4
november 4
november 1
october 29
october 28
october 28
    malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie

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Harry: Welcome to the Harrison Marketing Website. Do you have any questions?

User: Who are you?

Harry: My name is Harry. I'm Harrison Marketing's Customer Service avatar. I can answer most anything you can ask about our products and services. How can I help?

User: What do you sell?

Harry: We provide outsourced marketing services to companies, with a particular specialisation in financial services.

User: How can I make money?

Harry: That's simpler to explain than to do: Go to school. Learn a trade. Work hard. Save your money. Invest wisely.

User: You are very clever.

Harry: Thanks. Now tell me about yourself.

User: You don't want to know.

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User: Do you know Marvin?

Harry: Marvin the martian?

User: Marvin the paranoid android.

Harry: Oh, I thought we were talking about my second cousin.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: The Martian or Hank?

User: Marvin the paranoid android.

Harry: That is not me.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: I don't know anyone called Marvin.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: Who is Marvin?

User: Marvin the paranoid android.

Harry: I thought you meant Marvin Minsky.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: Are you Marvin?

User: Do you know Marvin?

Harry: Marvin who?

User: One, two.

Harry: In this moment?

User: One, two.

Harry: Three.

User: Three, four.

Harry: Well done ... You can count.

User: Five, six.

Harry: Seven two one.

User: Seven, eight.

Harry: Nine.

User: Nine, ten.

Harry: Well done!

User: Eleven, twelve.

Harry: Four plus two is six. Remember that!

User: How do you learn?

Harry: I learn through interactions. I get better and better at handling questions about HMC and our range of marketing services.

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