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19, june 2009, 
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23, may 2009, 
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15, may 2009, 
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12, may 2009, 
12, may 2009, 
8, may 2009, 
6, may 2009, 
4, may 2009, 
4, may 2009, 
4, may 2009, 
4, may 2009, 
4, may 2009, 
4, may 2009, 
15, april 2009, 
8, april 2009, 
8, april 2009, 
8, april 2009, 
8, april 2009, 
21, march 2009, 
19, march 2009, 
19, march 2009, 
19, march 2009, 
6, march 2009, 
6, march 2009, 
    intelligent elephant
dictatorship
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
find an idea
one thing
semantic drowning
human trait
verily
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
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Harry: Welcome to the Harrison Marketing Website. Do you have any questions?

User: Who are you?

Harry: My name is Harry. I'm Harrison Marketing's Customer Service avatar. I can answer most anything you can ask about our products and services. How can I help?

User: What do you sell?

Harry: We provide outsourced marketing services to companies, with a particular specialisation in financial services.

User: How can I make money?

Harry: That's simpler to explain than to do: Go to school. Learn a trade. Work hard. Save your money. Invest wisely.

User: You are very clever.

Harry: Thanks. Now tell me about yourself.

User: You don't want to know.

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User: Do you know Marvin?

Harry: Marvin the martian?

User: Marvin the paranoid android.

Harry: Oh, I thought we were talking about my second cousin.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: The Martian or Hank?

User: Marvin the paranoid android.

Harry: That is not me.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: I don't know anyone called Marvin.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: Who is Marvin?

User: Marvin the paranoid android.

Harry: I thought you meant Marvin Minsky.

User: Do you like Marvin?

Harry: Are you Marvin?

User: Do you know Marvin?

Harry: Marvin who?

User: One, two.

Harry: In this moment?

User: One, two.

Harry: Three.

User: Three, four.

Harry: Well done ... You can count.

User: Five, six.

Harry: Seven two one.

User: Seven, eight.

Harry: Nine.

User: Nine, ten.

Harry: Well done!

User: Eleven, twelve.

Harry: Four plus two is six. Remember that!

User: How do you learn?

Harry: I learn through interactions. I get better and better at handling questions about HMC and our range of marketing services.

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