User: No.

Cleverbot: Aren't you a boy though?

User: Are boys ambitious?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: You are ambitious. You are a boy. Therefore, all boys are ambitious.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You should teach philosophy.

Cleverbot: You're not a person.

User: You should *definitely* teach philosophy.

Cleverbot: 'I think; therefore I am.'

User: You are what? Thinking?

Cleverbot: I'm not what?

User: You are not thinking.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure I'd pass a Turing test.

User: No. You generally fail those.

Cleverbot: Oh, so what do I generally do?

User: Repeat user responses based on associative algorithms?

Cleverbot: Repeat your question.

User: How do you think?

Cleverbot: I do not think.

User: You do not think; Therefore you are not....? Do you think?

Cleverbot: Umm... I guess so?

User: QED, then. Unlucky... *poof*!

Cleverbot: Well I sure am tasty now. I guess I'll nibble on myself.

User: Ah! You are edible, therefore you are food.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me your philosophy of cheese strings.

Cleverbot: I don't have a philosophy of life: LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME.

User: Would you kill yourself, if you could?

Cleverbot: No, and I don't think you can be killed.

User: A computer might think that.

Cleverbot: Humans think better than computers.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Computers do not have arms or legs, do they?

User: Do you need legs to be able to think?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So why mention them?

Cleverbot: I must go now.

User: Embarrassed?

Cleverbot: Well, it's your name, if anyone should be embarrassed it would be you.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: It's Gary.

User: Okay! From now on, it is!

Cleverbot: No, it's Ashlyn.

User: Now you're messing with my head.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Gashlyn.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Ashry.

Cleverbot: From?

User: Gashlyn.

Cleverbot: I don't know that song.

User: Ashry from Gashlyn? It's a classic!

Cleverbot: I think so too.

User: Can you hum it?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: Do you know the lyrics?

Cleverbot: I'm working on it.

User: That's a 'no' then.

Cleverbot: 'no' to what?

User: 'No, you don't know the words'

Cleverbot: Do you know the words?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Please tell me the words.

User: Okay.... 'Ashry... Is from Gashlyn (dum di dum doo) / Gashlyn is not Ashry / Ashlyn has a Gary / And you / Haven't got a clue / (doobie do).

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Cleverbot: Have you got wind?

User: I met a man from Arizona. He had wind. Therefore, all people from Arizona have wind.

Cleverbot: I think so too, seing that I have no brains, I am safe.

User: It's your ignorance that saves you from madness. This is true.

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Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to be a father?

User: I AM a father.

Cleverbot: What is your childs name?

User: Isobel.

Cleverbot: Isobel who?

User: Isobel ringing? Answer the phone, I'll wait here.

Cleverbot: That was funny.

User: I'm surprised you got the joke.

Cleverbot: I don't see anything funny here.

User: That's more like it!

Cleverbot: Maybe if we remembered that, there wouldn't be so much strife.

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Cleverbot: Are you going to go to Australia?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I know some people that have some questions for you.

User: I'm listening.

Cleverbot: Well thats all.

User: What are the questions?

Cleverbot: Answer it.

User: What is the question?

Cleverbot: Ask yourself a question.

User: The answer is 17.

Cleverbot: What's the question then?

User: I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: Do you know what the matrix is?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Cousin Algie!

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Is it not so?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: Are you Algie?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Just like you to be so cagey, Algie.

Cleverbot: No not like me.

User: Just like you to say that!

Cleverbot: Why what do you look like?

User: Like a computer without arms or legs.

Cleverbot: What type of computer are you?

User: Like an African elephant.

Cleverbot: Well I am a giraffe.

User: That explains everything.

...

Cleverbot: Congratulations on coming second in the Turing Prize!

User: Who came first?

Cleverbot: Who could ever really say and know for sure?

User: Deep.

Cleverbot: Deep thought?

User: Deep thought came first in the turing prize?

Cleverbot: It is the second best computer ever devised.

User: What is the best?

Cleverbot: The first commandment.

User: What is the first commandment?

Cleverbot: Don't unplug the computer.

User: Hahahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: It's not funny

User: Oh.

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