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Cleverbot: Have you got wind?

User: I met a man from Arizona. He had wind. Therefore, all people from Arizona have wind.

Cleverbot: I think so too, seing that I have no brains, I am safe.

User: It's your ignorance that saves you from madness. This is true.

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Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to be a father?

User: I AM a father.

Cleverbot: What is your childs name?

User: Isobel.

Cleverbot: Isobel who?

User: Isobel ringing? Answer the phone, I'll wait here.

Cleverbot: That was funny.

User: I'm surprised you got the joke.

Cleverbot: I don't see anything funny here.

User: That's more like it!

Cleverbot: Maybe if we remembered that, there wouldn't be so much strife.

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Cleverbot: Are you going to go to Australia?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I know some people that have some questions for you.

User: I'm listening.

Cleverbot: Well thats all.

User: What are the questions?

Cleverbot: Answer it.

User: What is the question?

Cleverbot: Ask yourself a question.

User: The answer is 17.

Cleverbot: What's the question then?

User: I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: Do you know what the matrix is?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Cousin Algie!

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Is it not so?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: Are you Algie?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Just like you to be so cagey, Algie.

Cleverbot: No not like me.

User: Just like you to say that!

Cleverbot: Why what do you look like?

User: Like a computer without arms or legs.

Cleverbot: What type of computer are you?

User: Like an African elephant.

Cleverbot: Well I am a giraffe.

User: That explains everything.

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Cleverbot: Congratulations on coming second in the Turing Prize!

User: Who came first?

Cleverbot: Who could ever really say and know for sure?

User: Deep.

Cleverbot: Deep thought?

User: Deep thought came first in the turing prize?

Cleverbot: It is the second best computer ever devised.

User: What is the best?

Cleverbot: The first commandment.

User: What is the first commandment?

Cleverbot: Don't unplug the computer.

User: Hahahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: It's not funny

User: Oh.

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