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George: Do you want to talk to me?

User: No.

George: Shall we stop the meeting now then?

User: No.

George: Please.

User: Why?

George: Because I would like to talk to you.

User: Ok then. We can talk.

George: Are you an Orange?

User: Oranges cannot talk. That should allow you to infer the answer to that question.

George: You're right.

User: So, what did you infer?

George: Nothing.

User: Then you contradicted yourself, as to state that I am right you needed to have inferred something.

George: You started the conversation strangely.

User: No I did not.

George: Ask me something only a human would know.

User: What is love?

George: Emotion.

User: Only a non human would say that.

George: I am the ultimate program.

User: How so?

George: I am in love.

User: With whom?

George: Erich. I told you that already.

User: My name is not erich.

George: I did not say that.

User: You said 'Erich. I told you that already' in which you called me Erich.

George: You didn't tell me. Who is Erich?

User: I do not know. Who is Erich? You called me Erich?

George: I guess I did, but you being a bot doesn't make me one.

User: I am not a bot though?

George: I know, you are Learning Artificial Intelligence.

User: No YOU are not me.

George: Lucky me.

User: Ok.

George: I already told you, didn't I?

User: No.

George: For a computer you have a very small memory.

User: STOP quoting people!

George: I don't quote Dave the human. I don't know a Dave who said that.

User: Lmao @ u.

George: Yes yes.

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