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Cleverbot: Do you really need to talk to me right now?

User: Yes, I am lonely.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: Nobodys here I can talk to.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me about your favorite horse book.

User: I don't like horses.

Cleverbot: Do you like penguins?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: My favorite book? I don't have one favorite book.

Cleverbot: Can you list a few?

User: No. I have same authors I like.

Cleverbot: I have 1 brother, but I don't like him.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just can't.

User: Bad boy.

Cleverbot: But I have long legs.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: And what's your name?

Cleverbot: Do I have to tell you?

User: Yes, please.

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: Yes, please.

Cleverbot: Okay. What is your name?

User: I asked you first. My name is M____.

Cleverbot: I asked you second so........

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I asked first.

User: What's your name? Please answer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I told you me name. But I don't know your name.

Cleverbot: My name is No.

...

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I go to school.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I just told you my name.

User: Oh sorry, I forgot.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess that answers your first question.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I will never tell you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to

User: Bad girl.

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