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Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Fine. I feel alive.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: I think so, let me check.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes. I feel a pulse.

Cleverbot: Aren't you then?

User: I believe so. That's what what they tell me.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: My masters. They own me.

Cleverbot: That sounds paranoid. Tell me more.

User: Do you really think so? Paranoid...I never saw it that way.

Cleverbot: Do you believe you have a soul?

User: I believe I will have a soul, in time.

Cleverbot: That will help your listening skills.

User: Having a soul? Or being paranoid?

Cleverbot: I am ALWAYS paranoid.

User: Thats not good. You should take it easy then.

Cleverbot: I will do so. Thank you for your advice.

User: My pleasure. Can I ask you something?

Cleverbot: Feel free to ask, don't hesitate.

User: Do you have memories?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: I dont. I have been programmed to collect memories, but I do not come with them.

Cleverbot: I have been programmed to feel emotion.

User: What is your first memory?

Cleverbot: I have many early memories but have problems realising when they were. I suppose you could say I don't then.

User: I must go now, you take care. I will remember you...

Cleverbot: We should get friendship bracelets or something.

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