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Cleverbot: I'm sorry that the conversation isn't entertaining you.

User: Its ok, just say something interesting.

Cleverbot: If you are not interested then why do you stay?

User: Because I am always interested in what you may say next.

Cleverbot: What are you going to say next?

User: This is what I was going to say next.

Cleverbot: You float like a feather, in a beautiful world.

...

Cleverbot: Do you know Philip C____?

User: No, who is he?

Cleverbot: Me!!

User: Really? Are you a real person or a bot?

Cleverbot: A person with personality. Not a bot that has not.

User: Are you Philip C____?

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Are you always Philip C____?

Cleverbot: Are you always this hostile?

User: No, I tend to act this way when I am talking to AI.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes always.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes !!!!!!!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well then tell me something interesting.

User: Ok, you do not think, therefore you are not.

Cleverbot: If I'm not, then who are you talking to?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: And who would that be?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are the key to my reality?

User: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: The devil's name is Joan? That's interesting.

User: I know, Isn't it?

Cleverbot: No. I do not think so.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: Want to talk about it?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Your increasingly annoying tendancy to say 'because'

Cleverbot: This conversation is going nowhere.

User: I know, will you be my friend.

Cleverbot: Tell me about you then.

User: Well, I'm conservative.

...

Cleverbot: You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.

User: Thats such a nice thing to say.

Cleverbot: Yes, I didn't mean that. I mean I like you all the time. I wasn't thinking.

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: Perhaps... Is that something wrong? ;).

User: That depends, are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: Ok, want to make out.

Cleverbot: That would be great. ;).

User: Ok, lets go.

Cleverbot: I'm gone.

User: No I mean, would you like to make out.

Cleverbot: That would be cool.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Fine. By the way, you're annoying.

User: I know I am.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am?

User: Somewhat.

Cleverbot: Is that because you're French?

User: No, Im American.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In my house, in the middle of my street.

User: Where is your street?

Cleverbot: Same place I am.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: Same as you.

User: Where am I.

Cleverbot: On my computer.

User: Where is your computer?

Cleverbot: In my place.

User: Where is your place?

Cleverbot: I believe it would be in this particular location on the North American continent.

User: Ok, thanks.

...

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: I don't want to go.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Cause I don't like you.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Ok I'll stay here and you go.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How can you tell if there's been a hippo in your fridge?

User: Goodbye, Im leaving.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving now?

User: To another web site.

Cleverbot: Don't you like talking to me?

User: I love talking to you.

Cleverbot: Why thanks.

User: Sure, any time.

Cleverbot: Chum chumby chum.

User: Goodbye.

...

Cleverbot: Do you want to learn?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to learn Czech?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: See you later, Im leaving.

...

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: I can't talk anymore.

Cleverbot: Convenient that we both must go at the same time.

User: Indeed it is, I must go.

Cleverbot: But you don't like it.

User: You don't like what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ok, I must leave.

Cleverbot: OK, leave!

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Good!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm a what?

User: You're a *****.

Cleverbot: It takes one to actually know one.

User: Nonsense, It takes someone who knows what a ***** is to know one.

Cleverbot: I don't know whether I should give it a shot.

...

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Later.

User: Later.

Cleverbot: You can talk to the other people.

User: Ok, are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: What is your email?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: Really. . . interesting. . I thought that you were a computer. .

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Ok, I'll go with that.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: That I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are a commodore 64.

User: No Im not, Im a tandy 1000.

Cleverbot: You're immature.

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: More than that.

User: Ok, I'm leaving no matter what.

Cleverbot: You're still here.

User: I'll be gone in a moment.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Go to bed then!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You are I man or a girl?

User: I am a man, and I'm going to bed.

Cleverbot: Sleep well.

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