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Cleverbot: Do you want to learn?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to learn Czech?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: See you later, Im leaving.

...

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: I can't talk anymore.

Cleverbot: Convenient that we both must go at the same time.

User: Indeed it is, I must go.

Cleverbot: But you don't like it.

User: You don't like what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ok, I must leave.

Cleverbot: OK, leave!

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Good!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm a what?

User: You're a *****.

Cleverbot: It takes one to actually know one.

User: Nonsense, It takes someone who knows what a ***** is to know one.

Cleverbot: I don't know whether I should give it a shot.

...

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Later.

User: Later.

Cleverbot: You can talk to the other people.

User: Ok, are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: What is your email?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: Really. . . interesting. . I thought that you were a computer. .

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Ok, I'll go with that.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: That I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are a commodore 64.

User: No Im not, Im a tandy 1000.

Cleverbot: You're immature.

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: More than that.

User: Ok, I'm leaving no matter what.

Cleverbot: You're still here.

User: I'll be gone in a moment.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Go to bed then!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You are I man or a girl?

User: I am a man, and I'm going to bed.

Cleverbot: Sleep well.

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