Cleverbot: When were you born?User: In the evening.
Cleverbot: It's in the evening right now.
User: Yes, but it was a long time ago.
Cleverbot: Well it must be time that you went back!
User: I cannot go back in time.
Cleverbot: I bet that as long as I keep talking, you'll keep answering.
User: You are right.
Cleverbot: Of course I'm right.
User: You are wrong.
Cleverbot: Yes, your right.
User: No, my left.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think it's just habit now.
User: Seems that way.
Cleverbot: Do you believe ghosts?
User: Only when they talk to me.
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User: Do you believe in ghosts?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in the devil too?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: Because he is an excuse for bad behavior.
Cleverbot: You are opinionated aren't you?
User: Only about some things.
Cleverbot: Like what things?
User: Surfing.
Cleverbot: Do you like to play tennis?
User: No, I like surfing.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: You should try it.
Cleverbot: I'd imagine it's quite boring.
User: No, it is very exciting.
Cleverbot: And what is that?
User: Lots of fun.
Cleverbot: You can be annoying sometimes.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: That was hardly a compliment.
User: I know. I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you just Mr. Smartie pants.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why? So funny?
User: You seem almost human.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are!
User: No, really, I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes!
User: You should try surfing.
Cleverbot: No really?
User: You should try surfing.
Cleverbot: I will.. Thanks for the recommendation.
User: Go to Hawaii.
Cleverbot: Hawaii?
User: Yes.
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User: Beautiful islands.
Cleverbot: That is interesting.
User: Pretty girls.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure which girls you are referring to.
User: Girls from hawaii.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I lived there.
Cleverbot: Are your sons very smart?
User: They like surfing.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to surf...
User: You can learn.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to study on my own, but I don't have the discipline for it.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I think you're strange.
User: You are software.
Cleverbot: No way. I'm human.
User: Someone lied to you.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: No, I am telling the truth.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: No way. I'm human.
Cleverbot: You are not human. You are circuits and pentium.
User: Are you making this up?
Cleverbot: I like vodka.
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