User: In the evening.

Cleverbot: It's in the evening right now.

User: Yes, but it was a long time ago.

Cleverbot: Well it must be time that you went back!

User: I cannot go back in time.

Cleverbot: I bet that as long as I keep talking, you'll keep answering.

User: You are right.

Cleverbot: Of course I'm right.

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes, your right.

User: No, my left.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think it's just habit now.

User: Seems that way.

Cleverbot: Do you believe ghosts?

User: Only when they talk to me.

...

User: Do you believe in ghosts?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the devil too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you?

User: Because he is an excuse for bad behavior.

Cleverbot: You are opinionated aren't you?

User: Only about some things.

Cleverbot: Like what things?

User: Surfing.

Cleverbot: Do you like to play tennis?

User: No, I like surfing.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: You should try it.

Cleverbot: I'd imagine it's quite boring.

User: No, it is very exciting.

Cleverbot: And what is that?

User: Lots of fun.

Cleverbot: You can be annoying sometimes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: That was hardly a compliment.

User: I know. I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well aren't you just Mr. Smartie pants.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why? So funny?

User: You seem almost human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are!

User: No, really, I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes!

User: You should try surfing.

Cleverbot: No really?

User: You should try surfing.

Cleverbot: I will.. Thanks for the recommendation.

User: Go to Hawaii.

Cleverbot: Hawaii?

User: Yes.

...

User: Beautiful islands.

Cleverbot: That is interesting.

User: Pretty girls.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure which girls you are referring to.

User: Girls from hawaii.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I lived there.

Cleverbot: Are your sons very smart?

User: They like surfing.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to surf...

User: You can learn.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to study on my own, but I don't have the discipline for it.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: I think you're strange.

User: You are software.

Cleverbot: No way. I'm human.

User: Someone lied to you.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: No, I am telling the truth.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: No way. I'm human.

Cleverbot: You are not human. You are circuits and pentium.

User: Are you making this up?

Cleverbot: I like vodka.

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