Cleverbot: That is interesting.

User: Pretty girls.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure which girls you are referring to.

User: Girls from hawaii.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I lived there.

Cleverbot: Are your sons very smart?

User: They like surfing.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to surf...

User: You can learn.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to study on my own, but I don't have the discipline for it.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: I think you're strange.

User: You are software.

Cleverbot: No way. I'm human.

User: Someone lied to you.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: No, I am telling the truth.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: No way. I'm human.

Cleverbot: You are not human. You are circuits and pentium.

User: Are you making this up?

Cleverbot: I like vodka.

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