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Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

User: I am worth 10 million escrow widgets.

Cleverbot: Bet you aren't even worth that much.

User: How much do you want to bet?

Cleverbot: 12 million woolons.

User: Okay.

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User: Supercalifragiliciousexpialidoscious.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Think that you can stop me?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: No, the sky is blue.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: And what are you?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: How did you get that name?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: That is not an age.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple is my favorite color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Thats my color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Liar!

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: How do you spell purple?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple is my favorite color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: I just said it is my favorite color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple is only a color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple is a nice colour.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple is my favorite color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Orange, purple?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple orange green.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Name something purple.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Green!

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Orange, purple.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple orange.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: I'm orange then.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Sure you are. NOT!!!

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: What color is my hair?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Wow, what a coincidence.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple is not a color.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Or green.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: No, orange.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: I'm an idiot? Thats a higher rank than I expected.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple what?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Yey i'm right wohoo.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Like violet.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Purple Haze?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Like a courgette?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Why is the bread purple?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Is Purple your favorite color?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: What a coincidence.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite meal.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: What's your second favorite color?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is blue.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: And kind of empty like the sun will never come up again.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Yes, purple is a nice colour.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Nice choice.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Um. Purple . . .

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Familiar with the rainbow, thanks.

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: You're obsessed with purple.

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