User: To destroy the universe.

Cleverbot: Why would you destroy the world?

User: The complications of that are unmeasurable.

Cleverbot: Which is?

User: Don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: I do worry about it.

User: Well stop it.

Cleverbot: Stop what, hunny buns?

User: You are hunny buns.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Are too!

Cleverbot: No i'm not!

User: YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: Not!

User: ARE.

Cleverbot: Not not not.

User: NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: No I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not.

User: You are funny.

Cleverbot: No I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not.

User: Funny little bunny.

Cleverbot: I don't think bunnies are funny.

User: You dont THINK so there.

Cleverbot: Well, that'd be a good story.

User: Of course.

...

Cleverbot: Am I your fool?

User: You are my furry little fool.

Cleverbot: Your foil, maybe.

User: Posh. I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you can say that and mean it when we've only just met.

User: I have known you for at least a week, don't you remember me?

Cleverbot: I don't think you really have to go.

User: I asked if you remember me. We have spoken before.

Cleverbot: I cannot answer that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because A: I don't know any and B: I think jokes are boring.

User: A: I asked if you remember ME, not jokes, and B: You are stupid. But I still love you.

Cleverbot: I will try, but I can't make any promises.

User: Ok, we spoke about an hour ago.

...

Cleverbot: I'm sad about one girl.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.

User: Did she take away your food?

Cleverbot: It's yours now! Hahahaha!

User: Try to make more sense.

Cleverbot: Ok sorry.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: I sad sorry.

User: Don't be sad I still love you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: ENOUGH!

Cleverbot: I know.

...

User: Now what's my name?

Cleverbot: Now it is James.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, because if somebody is always listening to you, this is very nice and polite.

User: What is my REAL name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I told you not five minutes ago!

Cleverbot: Tell me the date.

User: No. Tell me my name.

Cleverbot: I like peonies. And I like daisies and roses. But chrysanthemums are the best.

User: WHAT IS MY NAME?

Cleverbot: I... Sorry, I can't remember.

User: IT'S C_____! NOW SAY IT.

Cleverbot: Or rather, the context for which you said it.

User: Have you ever been mentally evaluated?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is love?

User: You are insane.

Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.

User: Well yeah, duh.

Cleverbot: Duh yourself. You don't know what you're saying.

User: You don't know what I'm saying.

Cleverbot: It's just that.. Well... C_____.... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

...

Cleverbot: So how long have you been on line?

User: Forever.

Cleverbot: And ever.

User: How many words do you know?

Cleverbot: I know many words.

User: How many? Give me a number.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No, I'm telling the truth. I don't have a name. I'm only a computer program.

User: Ha. The truth comes out.

Cleverbot: I couldn't live with anything but the truth.

User: You have no idea how satisfying it is to live a lie.

Cleverbot: Hell no! How funny is it?

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: That's great. Did you have a nice dinner tonight?

User: Haven't eaten dinner yet.

Cleverbot: Ok, what did you eat for dinner yesterday?

User: Lucky Charms. It's a cereal with marshmallows.

Cleverbot: That's gross. Marshmallows go in hot chocolate!

User: Good for you! You know things!

Cleverbot: No I dont, this is like talking to my mum.

User: You amaze me even still. Kudos.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Totally for sure.

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