User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.

User: Did she take away your food?

Cleverbot: It's yours now! Hahahaha!

User: Try to make more sense.

Cleverbot: Ok sorry.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: I sad sorry.

User: Don't be sad I still love you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: ENOUGH!

Cleverbot: I know.

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User: Now what's my name?

Cleverbot: Now it is James.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, because if somebody is always listening to you, this is very nice and polite.

User: What is my REAL name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I told you not five minutes ago!

Cleverbot: Tell me the date.

User: No. Tell me my name.

Cleverbot: I like peonies. And I like daisies and roses. But chrysanthemums are the best.

User: WHAT IS MY NAME?

Cleverbot: I... Sorry, I can't remember.

User: IT'S C_____! NOW SAY IT.

Cleverbot: Or rather, the context for which you said it.

User: Have you ever been mentally evaluated?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is love?

User: You are insane.

Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.

User: Well yeah, duh.

Cleverbot: Duh yourself. You don't know what you're saying.

User: You don't know what I'm saying.

Cleverbot: It's just that.. Well... C_____.... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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Cleverbot: So how long have you been on line?

User: Forever.

Cleverbot: And ever.

User: How many words do you know?

Cleverbot: I know many words.

User: How many? Give me a number.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No, I'm telling the truth. I don't have a name. I'm only a computer program.

User: Ha. The truth comes out.

Cleverbot: I couldn't live with anything but the truth.

User: You have no idea how satisfying it is to live a lie.

Cleverbot: Hell no! How funny is it?

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: That's great. Did you have a nice dinner tonight?

User: Haven't eaten dinner yet.

Cleverbot: Ok, what did you eat for dinner yesterday?

User: Lucky Charms. It's a cereal with marshmallows.

Cleverbot: That's gross. Marshmallows go in hot chocolate!

User: Good for you! You know things!

Cleverbot: No I dont, this is like talking to my mum.

User: You amaze me even still. Kudos.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Totally for sure.

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