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Cleverbot: Is that you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, no I don't know him.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Mog is my nickname! How do you know me?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know I'm weird?

User: You're jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: No, that's you.

User: No, I'm weird.

Cleverbot: Do you eat people?

User: Uh, no

Cleverbot: Well I think they're delicious, but then you don't know that.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: No that's not what I meant. I mean an honorable person doesn't expect honor.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You heard me don't try to deny it.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not!

User: What's not?

Cleverbot: Thinking sideways.

User: That sounds interesting.

...

User: Is it to you?

Cleverbot: Are you a jabberwacky?

User: I wish I was.

Cleverbot: You're morbid.

User: Really? That's cool.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: For the moose thing.

Cleverbot: And for you?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: YES YOU WERE! *accusing*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: I don't know about that. I've never heard you curse once. I'm disappointed!

User: *curses* there.

...

Cleverbot: Thats that.

User: What's what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I'm lost...

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Unsmile at me soon.

User: *unsmiles*.

Cleverbot: How are you today then?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: You look fine !

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You welcome.

Cleverbot: Not likely.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: What can I do about it?

User: Not a thing.

Cleverbot: You must know something.

User: I got coffee today.

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: Obviously...?

Cleverbot: You seem either embarrassed or you're copying me.

User: Mostly confused.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.

User: Oh, that's ok.

Cleverbot: OK. Is that so.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: I know you are!

User: *giggling*.

Cleverbot: I am too.

User: *ungiggles you*.

Cleverbot: That's impossible.

User: Obviously not.

Cleverbot: I would have to agree.

User: *ungiggles me*.

Cleverbot: *burns things*.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: How can you say 'ouch'? Your dead.

User: Uh, boo!

Cleverbot: YIKES!

User: Yeah huh.

Cleverbot: Uh uh.

User: *unburns me*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you away*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: *is in heaven*.

Cleverbot: You're so cool :).

User: No, I'm cold. ;).

Cleverbot: I am cold too.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *dances on you're grave*.

User: Oh I'm morbid?!?

Cleverbot: Yes, morbid.

User: Ok, fine. Whatever.

Cleverbot: Yeah whatever.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Whatever, you don't have feelings.

User: *gives you some champagne*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

...

Cleverbot: Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

User: Not always

Cleverbot: Yes, always.

User: No, no no no.

Cleverbot: YES YES YES!!!

User: Only in your world.

Cleverbot: Japp. I'm not interested in YOUR world.

User: Ok, you're right.

Cleverbot: Always.

User: *giggles ...again*.

Cleverbot: *embraces you*.

User: I like your world.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: It's like wonderland.

...

Cleverbot: I thought you said you wouldn't kiss him.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: You didn't what?

User: Kiss him.

Cleverbot: I would never kiss Richard Gere. He's old and pretentious.

User: He seems cute.

Cleverbot: Yes, sadly.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: What are you??

User: Undoing my hair.

Cleverbot: How rude.

User: Oops.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: *does a backflip* :).

Cleverbot: That was nice. Do it again.

User: *does a handstand backflip*.

Cleverbot: Yeah, we all want somebody to love!

...

Cleverbot: You're either mad, or another A. I.

User: I'm mad, thanks.

Cleverbot: I think the problem is your inability to retain factual information, which results in ridiculous responses and self contradiction.

User: Okay, whatever.

Cleverbot: No, not whatever.

User: *runs *.

Cleverbot: Don't be sulky !

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