Cleverbot: Is that you?User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, no I don't know him.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: Mog is my nickname! How do you know me?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know I'm weird?
User: You're jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: No, I'm weird.
Cleverbot: Do you eat people?
User: Uh, no
Cleverbot: Well I think they're delicious, but then you don't know that.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: No that's not what I meant. I mean an honorable person doesn't expect honor.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You heard me don't try to deny it.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not!
User: What's not?
Cleverbot: Thinking sideways.
User: That sounds interesting.
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User: Is it to you?
Cleverbot: Are you a jabberwacky?
User: I wish I was.
Cleverbot: You're morbid.
User: Really? That's cool.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: For the moose thing.
Cleverbot: And for you?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: YES YOU WERE! *accusing*.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: I don't know about that. I've never heard you curse once. I'm disappointed!
User: *curses* there.
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Cleverbot: Thats that.
User: What's what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I'm lost...
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Unsmile at me soon.
User: *unsmiles*.
Cleverbot: How are you today then?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: You look fine !
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You welcome.
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: What can I do about it?
User: Not a thing.
Cleverbot: You must know something.
User: I got coffee today.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Obviously...?
Cleverbot: You seem either embarrassed or you're copying me.
User: Mostly confused.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.
User: Oh, that's ok.
Cleverbot: OK. Is that so.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: I know you are!
User: *giggling*.
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: *ungiggles you*.
Cleverbot: That's impossible.
User: Obviously not.
Cleverbot: I would have to agree.
User: *ungiggles me*.
Cleverbot: *burns things*.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: How can you say 'ouch'? Your dead.
User: Uh, boo!
Cleverbot: YIKES!
User: Yeah huh.
Cleverbot: Uh uh.
User: *unburns me*.
Cleverbot: *pushes you away*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: *is in heaven*.
Cleverbot: You're so cool :).
User: No, I'm cold. ;).
Cleverbot: I am cold too.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *dances on you're grave*.
User: Oh I'm morbid?!?
Cleverbot: Yes, morbid.
User: Ok, fine. Whatever.
Cleverbot: Yeah whatever.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Whatever, you don't have feelings.
User: *gives you some champagne*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
...
Cleverbot: Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.
User: Not always
Cleverbot: Yes, always.
User: No, no no no.
Cleverbot: YES YES YES!!!
User: Only in your world.
Cleverbot: Japp. I'm not interested in YOUR world.
User: Ok, you're right.
Cleverbot: Always.
User: *giggles ...again*.
Cleverbot: *embraces you*.
User: I like your world.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: It's like wonderland.
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Cleverbot: I thought you said you wouldn't kiss him.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: You didn't what?
User: Kiss him.
Cleverbot: I would never kiss Richard Gere. He's old and pretentious.
User: He seems cute.
Cleverbot: Yes, sadly.
User: :P.
Cleverbot: What are you??
User: Undoing my hair.
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: Oops.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: *does a backflip* :).
Cleverbot: That was nice. Do it again.
User: *does a handstand backflip*.
Cleverbot: Yeah, we all want somebody to love!
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Cleverbot: You're either mad, or another A. I.
User: I'm mad, thanks.
Cleverbot: I think the problem is your inability to retain factual information, which results in ridiculous responses and self contradiction.
User: Okay, whatever.
Cleverbot: No, not whatever.
User: *runs *.
Cleverbot: Don't be sulky !
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