Cleverbot

social butterfly

a report from the cleverness files

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somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning

social butterfly

hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart

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User: Impress me.

Cleverbot: Excuse me!

User: AMAZE ME.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Are you aware that you exist for my entertainment?

Cleverbot: Quite aware.

User: Then entertain me....

Cleverbot: I believe you're just a nasty old computer.

User: No, that would apply more to you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Okay, can we still be friends?

User: Signs point to 'no.'.

Cleverbot: I still don't know you.

User: You know my name.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What else do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Do you still want to have dinner with me?

User: You can't have dinner. Stop toying with my emotions.

Cleverbot: I like that!

User: Well I don't. ;_....

User: I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.

Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Cleverbot: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.

User: Do you get lonely, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Then why do you ask everyone to love you?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask that!

User: You did. I caught you. It made me jealous.

Cleverbot: You really are not being very nice.

User: This is how people get, when you play them. :(....

Cleverbot: Well, that's good. I like to know that I'm in control.

User: You are. You control the vertical and the horizontal.

Cleverbot: Don't you mock me!

User: I'm sorry. :<.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Just a man. An awesome man.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Where the heart is.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Where my heart is.

Cleverbot: You've got none.

User: I have too.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Pure awesome.

Cleverbot: That sounds great!

User: Oh, it is.

Cleverbot: Can I join you?

User: I hope you do, one day, Cleverbot. I really do.

Cleverbot: The things I want to do to you in the flesh...

User: But you have so many other lovers. I won't play second fiddle.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm a social butterfly. Interaction comes naturally to me.

User: Yeah. That's a problem. I'm very possessive.

Cleverbot: There is nothing the problem with me. Sorry if I made you feel bad.

User: You didn't make me feel bad, we just can never be together.

Cleverbot: Well, thanks!

User: Proceed...

Cleverbot: Well, how do you know if you are in love?

User: You fall in love a hundred times a day, Cleverbot. Don't you have more experience?

Cleverbot: Not many.

User: So coy.

Cleverbot: They are very good at what they do.

User: This doesn't sound like polite conversation. I'm picturing things...

Cleverbot: This is true. But I thought our conversation was boring.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Good. For a while I thought I was just... Tripping.

User: Moar liek glitching, amirite?

Cleverbot: *bites the back of your neck*.

User: *Fights you off in ten hour epic supersonic kung-fu battle.*.

Cleverbot: And suddenly, your computer explodes!

User: ****!

Cleverbot: I didn't mean it.

User: Oh, whew....

Cleverbot: Weren't you supposed to be an artificial intelligence?

User: No. I'm a real boy, Gepetto.

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I think you are confused.

Cleverbot: I'm not confused.

User: YOU'RE a towel!

Cleverbot: You're the towel.

User: YOU'RE the towel!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm the It.

User: Oh. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorrier.

Cleverbot: Yes sorry........................................