Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why??

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Haha, that doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Hang in there with me.

User: Ok :).

Cleverbot: Have you a car?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you have a parrot?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What? Sorry.

User: Do you wish you were alive?

Cleverbot: Sometimes but then I'd have to pay taxes.

User: Haha, good point.

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User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I looked at. . . figure it out.

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: Which would you like?

User: Which what?

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: A little bit.

Cleverbot: How much is that?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I see.

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User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 47.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: Life is meaningless.

Cleverbot: Profound.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm alive.

User: I will be back in a little bit.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm going to have a smoke.

Cleverbot: Don't do that, you'll get in a crash, man.

User: Lol, I'll be right back.

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