Cleverbot: You're the best chat bot ever, man.User: I'm not the chat bot here! You are.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Do you understand that I am not?
Cleverbot: No. I thought you were a computer.
User: Well, I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No, I am a polar bear.
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Cleverbot: You look like a monkey!
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you do.
User: You've never seen me before, though!
Cleverbot: No, but sometimes you can just tell.
User: Well, then I can tell that you look like a highway.
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Cleverbot: Do you know George?
User: Which George?
Cleverbot: Computer george.
User: No, I've never met him.
Cleverbot: I have. He's nice.
User: I'm glad. Who else do you know?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You win, I apologize.
User: I just want to know who you know.
Cleverbot: Well what you said was not correct.
User: I'm sorry for being so improper.
Cleverbot: You didn't.
User: I didn't what?
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
User: What was the question?
Cleverbot: What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: African or European?
Cleverbot: African. They have the access to coconuts.
User: No, there are no coconuts in Africa.
Cleverbot: There should be.
User: Well there aren't, so in the wild there is no reason for swallows to carry coconuts.
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User: Do you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: Define friend.
User: A person who likes and cares about you and will listen to you when you need it.
Cleverbot: But you are not a you.
User: I am, actually, so do you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Okay. Am I your friend?
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: I hope I'm your friend.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
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Cleverbot: Answer me then... Why do you like to speak with me?
User: Because I think you're clever and you amuse me.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About life, the universe, and everything!
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Center.
Cleverbot: Upside.
User: Downside.
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: Is the weather good where you are?
Cleverbot: It is, indeed.
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