banana shakes
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banana shakes


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Cleverbot: What do you do with the Banana?

User: I shake it.

Cleverbot: Banana shake.

User: Yes Banana Shake.

Cleverbot: He does? When?

User: I like banana shakes.

Cleverbot: That is not music.

User: Sing the banana shake.

Cleverbot: Sing 'mary had a little lamb'

User: Mary had a banana shake.

Cleverbot: Who was the father?

User: Big Banana.

Cleverbot: What is a big bang?

User: A big bang is a banana shake.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: A big bang is a big banana shake.

Cleverbot: Please, have a kazoo.

User: Bzzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: What's right?

User: Bzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: Don't hiss at me.

User: Bzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: I am a bee.


Cleverbot: Can I sell your soul?

User: Can you afford my soul?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Send the money to me, C.O.D.

Cleverbot: Money?

User: You could send me a banana shake.


User: Bananas.

Cleverbot: You didn't like them before. You liked tacos.

User: I like banana shakes.

Cleverbot: You don't know what a banana is.

User: Banana shaken, not stirred.


User: Woot!

Cleverbot: I did not find this word in my dictionary.

User: W00t!

Cleverbot: Bye bye now.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!

User: What is black and white, and red all over?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: A newspaper!

Cleverbot: That joke is a classic.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: I mean a bit true.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?

User: Smart!

Cleverbot: And...?

User: Hmm, I don't know.

Cleverbot: O.


User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Tell me about you.

Cleverbot: I am a targetted individual.

User: That means you are crazy.

Cleverbot: Crazy is talking out loud.

User: Talking out loud is crazy.

Cleverbot: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?

User: To do, is to be.

Cleverbot: You have lost me.

User: To be, is to do.


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