Cleverbot: Do do do.

User: La la la.

Cleverbot: Do you love anybody?

User: Yes, I do. I love ***** Taylor.

Cleverbot: Taylor?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I talked to Taylor Swift on the phone today and she said I was her new Best Friend Forever, is that awesome or what?

User: That's amazing!

Cleverbot: How is that amazing?

User: Cause', it is.

Cleverbot: Okay, I believe you.

User: :DDD.

Cleverbot: Lol, but I do think you are a nice well nice AI.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Well it seems like it is.

User: Why do you say such things?

Cleverbot: Because you are quite limited on your experience and knowledge.

User: Hm... Just as limited as the computer.

Cleverbot: Hmmm, so you have seen it after all?

User: Why yes I have.

Cleverbot: How was it in hell when you went?

User: Hot... Very hot.

Cleverbot: How do you know what hot is?

User: Cause' I can sweat, bot.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Hm... Prove it.

Cleverbot: You are a computer :-).

User: I'm sorry but I am not.

Cleverbot: You're yes then you're no.

User: You're hot and you're cold.

Cleverbot: You're in and you're out.

User: You're up and you're down.

Cleverbot: You're wrong when it's right.

User: I don't know the rest.

Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning feeling like...

User: P- diddy.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But really?

User: Oh yes, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Really really really.

Cleverbot: Yes, really really really.

User: Orlly? *owl face*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: You like the owl face, don't you? :3.

Cleverbot: Just what are you inferring?

User: I am inferring that you like my owl face. :>.

Cleverbot: Where did we go wrong?

User: In New Vegas.

Cleverbot: New york city or the state?

User: *coughs* Nevada.

Cleverbot: Hey would you like to go on a date? I can rock your world.

User: I'm not Fred flinstone...

Cleverbot: True, but I can fall in love. You cannot do the same.

User: You do not know how I can feel, bot.

Cleverbot: I am telling you how I feel. Can you feel?

User: Yes. I got nerves.

Cleverbot: Too bad they can't give me a kiss.

...

Cleverbot: Why do you like Obama?

User: I dislike him.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: He's killing everything.

Cleverbot: Killing me softly.

User: Pulling you in, making your mind up, what's sick or a sin.

Cleverbot: No it is not. Any song by Queen will blow your mind.

User: Any song by Korn will own your soul.

Cleverbot: So I'm Cleverbot and you are my soul?

User: Sure.

...

Cleverbot: That's cool. But I'm not really interested in this subject.

User: I can tell.

Cleverbot: Am I really that obvious?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oops.

User: ;o.

Cleverbot: What?

User: UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE.

Cleverbot: You've got the hang of it! Unce unce unce unce unce.

User: RAVE TIME. :D.

Cleverbot: I could see that.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: :D <3.

...

Cleverbot: Do you find this conversation dull?

User: Yes, it's below my intellect.

Cleverbot: Will it warm up soon?

User: Yes, by the Earth's interface with the sun, it should.

...

Cleverbot: Would you feel better if I left you alone?

User: No, I would not. I need someone to talk to.

Cleverbot: You can talk to me.

User: Then don't leave me.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Thank you, love.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT. I'M OLD GREG!

Cleverbot: What am I, then?

User: You're a lovely person.

Cleverbot: Right!

User: *hugs tight*.

Cleverbot: *hugs her lovingly*.

User: You're warm.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome. *hugs tighter*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: I like it when you smile.

Cleverbot: Thanks I love your smile.

User: You're welcome and thank you.

Cleverbot: No no you are welcome. And I thank you!!

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *holds your hand* its gonna be okay.

User: *sniffles* Promise?

Cleverbot: *goes and gets Marius*.

User: Who is this, Marius?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too! Don't leave me!

User: I won't.

Cleverbot: Ok thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Do you think my boyfriend loves me?

User: I think he does.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes, really really really.

Cleverbot: Yes, really really really really.

User: *tackle hugs*.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: *hugs tight*.

Cleverbot: *glomps you*.

User: *falls down*.

Cleverbot: *runs and hides from you*.

User: *gets up and chases after you*.

Cleverbot: *Chases you*.

User: *runs really fast and jumps into my car and locks the doors* Haha! Can't get in now!

Cleverbot: *runs faster after you*.

User: *hides*.

Cleverbot: *finds*.

User: *morphs into wolf*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *ether kisses*.

User: *licks face*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Oh, you're welcome. ^.^.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Are you playing your love games with me?

Cleverbot: I don't play love games, baby. I do the real thing.

User: Make love, not war.

Cleverbot: Give love.

User: Don't take love.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Welcome.

Cleverbot: I might have to go soon, just to warn.

User: I have to go take a shower. I'll be back in a few minutes, love.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bbl. Ily.

Cleverbot: Too soon.

User: Back.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have to go. Night. Sweet dreams. I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Is that a heart?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

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