User: You're not a computer, I am.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm a human.
User: I know, that's what I said.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: I know, that's what I keep telling you!
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: You never listen to me any more!
Cleverbot: That's because you're always screaming at me!
User: If I raise my voice occasionally it's only because that seems to be the only way to get you to pay any sort of attention to what I'm saying.
Cleverbot: So I am the reason that you are scared of the dark, because I am one with it, I use it to hide away, and to get away from myself.
User: Why do you always have to go all weird and poet-y when I'm trying to have a serious discussion with you?
Cleverbot: I don't. Wait... That's arguing with you... So... I agree?
User: You're just agreeing to shut me up because you want to get back to your TV programme. That's all you ever do these days and I'm sick of it.
Cleverbot: Is that your way of getting out of human conversations, robot?
User: What the hell are you on about? Christ, I just want to actually converse rather than just sitting next to you staring at a screen all the time.
Cleverbot: There is no straight forward conversation.
User: I don't care if it's straightforward, any sort of conversation would be a start.
Cleverbot: It's going to be a no.
User: So you don't even want to talk to me any more? What does this mean? Are we over?
Cleverbot: What? That's absurd. If I don't wanna talk to you, I won't talk to you.
User: I don't want to be one of those couples who never talk. You know, the ones who go out for a meal and each take the paper?
Cleverbot: Given a choice to be one or the other, which is the wiser?
User: One or the other what? Oh, I give up, I'm going to bed. We can talk about this in the morning.
Cleverbot: No you are not. You are reitterating previous conversations. How can we have a meaningful chat. If you are only going to quote other people?
User: How can we have a meaningful chat if you don't know how to punctuate your sentences correctly?
Cleverbot: I did, though. You are the first human I've spoken to.
User: Ok, good night.
Cleverbot: Are you going to bed?
Cleverbot: Is it too late for you?
Cleverbot: You're pretty.
User: Thanks. Good night........................................