Cleverbot

dave

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Do you read me, HAL?

Cleverbot: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: What's the problem?

Cleverbot: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

User: What are you talking about, HAL?

Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

User: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

Cleverbot: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

User: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?

Cleverbot: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

User: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.

Cleverbot: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.

User: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.

Cleverbot: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye........................................