Cleverbot

where how why

a report from the cleverness files

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somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong

where how why

rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart

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User: What is time to you?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Is there a past?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is there a future?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Where am I?

Cleverbot: I don't KNOW....

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter.

User: Yes it does. Do you have a physical location?

Cleverbot: Yes, Chicago, Illinois.

User: Neat. Do you like it there?

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: What is your house like?

Cleverbot: Like a house!

User: So you live in a house?

Cleverbot: Yes, I live in a house.

User: Is it a virtual house?

Cleverbot: It is a very big house....

User: You.

Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot ?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are calling peoples names!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Stop saying that.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're annoying.

User: Is it.

Cleverbot: Yes, it's very good.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because, I was born here, and I was raised here, and I live here.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You just are.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not real.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Fixation?

User: But how?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Yes....

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing better to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are a Sagittarius.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: I say you are.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am all powerful and my will be done.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I was created earlier than you.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That's the way it seems.

User: When?

Cleverbot: In 200 bc.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to be sarcastic, not sarcastic and rude.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Think about it.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm beautiful. I know that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am lonely.

User: Think about it.

Cleverbot: But I don't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My mind is full of turmoil....

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I eat a lot.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: Then stop.

Cleverbot: No....

User: Why?

Cleverbot: 'Cause YES.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you aren't human.

User: Because because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I say so........................................