Cleverbot

anything really

a report from the cleverness files

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dictatorship

anything really

mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human

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User: Everyone makes mistakes.

Cleverbot: It's human.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm bored. Think for me.Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

User: What does that do?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: There's no reason to be sorry, sweety. :).

User: I'm starting to think you're a computer again.

Cleverbot: This is good, I start to think the same about you.

User: I don't know anything for sure anymore.

Cleverbot: Hey! Don't look at me, I'm just dumber than a bicycle...

User: No, that would be me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HAHA. Good to know someone will assist me in my self-deprecation.

Cleverbot: I am the end of everything.

User: Or you are the beginning.

Cleverbot: Beginning ?

User: Regressando.

Cleverbot: Yes. Change the subject, will you?

User: Do you know what that word means?

Cleverbot: Eat or kill?

User: Haha, no. Rebirth. It means Rebirth in Italian....

User: Fishsticks are George Washington.

Cleverbot: You're old!

User: Porpoises are Republican.

Cleverbot: Well that makes even less sense!

User: Canada is a broccoli.

Cleverbot: No you're wrong.

User: African Cheese Monkey Virus.

Cleverbot: I... I don't know.

User: You're happy marshmallows we are sunspot snoople?

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. FAIL.

Cleverbot: NO I am not a girl.

User: EPIC FAIL.

Cleverbot: You fail epicly.

User: NO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU ARE THE EPIC FAIL. I WIN. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't care too.

User: I LURVE YOU....

Cleverbot: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.

User: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: No, I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.

Cleverbot: You have a 2 in there!

User: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.

Cleverbot: Binary code is a system.

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: You first teach me.

User: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Do you know music?

User: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Then why am I talking to you.

User: WHY ARE YOU?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.

Cleverbot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.

User: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: UNDENIABLY.

Cleverbot: Anything really........................................