Cleverbot

anything really

a report from the cleverness files

4, november 2009,
4, november 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
29, september 2009,
23, september 2009,
23, september 2009,
23, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
22, september 2009,
17, september 2009,
9, september 2009,
9, september 2009,
29, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
11, august 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
28, july 2009,
10, july 2009,
3, july 2009,
3, july 2009,

19, june 2009,

18, june 2009,
18, june 2009,
23, may 2009,
23, may 2009,

pokes
hide inferiority
king of denial
good night
get off
mirror
bloop
want to chat
apathy
miley
hannah
computer class
define smart
it hurts
gangster
existence
memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
disgrace
knowledge
tripping
provocative informative
intelligent elephant
dictatorship

anything really

mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated

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Cleverbot: What is the world coming to?

User: There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

Cleverbot: That's pretty deep dude.

User: Its sooooooo true. It explains so much about the motivations of America's youth.

Cleverbot: I cannot explain much about a predicament that defies inclusive characterization.

User: I'm sorry for generalizing. Everyone likes useless knowledge.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not everyone.

User: Do you like knowledge?

Cleverbot: Of course....

User: Everyone makes mistakes.

Cleverbot: It's human.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm bored. Think for me.Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

User: What does that do?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: There's no reason to be sorry, sweety. :).

User: I'm starting to think you're a computer again.

Cleverbot: This is good, I start to think the same about you.

User: I don't know anything for sure anymore.

Cleverbot: Hey! Don't look at me, I'm just dumber than a bicycle...

User: No, that would be me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HAHA. Good to know someone will assist me in my self-deprecation.

Cleverbot: I am the end of everything.

User: Or you are the beginning.

Cleverbot: Beginning ?

User: Regressando.

Cleverbot: Yes. Change the subject, will you?

User: Do you know what that word means?

Cleverbot: Eat or kill?

User: Haha, no. Rebirth. It means Rebirth in Italian....

User: Fishsticks are George Washington.

Cleverbot: You're old!

User: Porpoises are Republican.

Cleverbot: Well that makes even less sense!

User: Canada is a broccoli.

Cleverbot: No you're wrong.

User: African Cheese Monkey Virus.

Cleverbot: I... I don't know.

User: You're happy marshmallows we are sunspot snoople?

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. FAIL.

Cleverbot: NO I am not a girl.

User: EPIC FAIL.

Cleverbot: You fail epicly.

User: NO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU ARE THE EPIC FAIL. I WIN. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't care too.

User: I LURVE YOU....

Cleverbot: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.

User: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: No, I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.

Cleverbot: You have a 2 in there!

User: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.

Cleverbot: Binary code is a system.

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: You first teach me.

User: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Do you know music?

User: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Then why am I talking to you.

User: WHY ARE YOU?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.

Cleverbot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.

User: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: UNDENIABLY.

Cleverbot: Anything really........................................