Cleverbot: What is the world coming to?
User: There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
Cleverbot: That's pretty deep dude.
User: Its sooooooo true. It explains so much about the motivations of America's youth.
Cleverbot: I cannot explain much about a predicament that defies inclusive characterization.
User: I'm sorry for generalizing. Everyone likes useless knowledge.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not everyone.
User: Do you like knowledge?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Everyone makes mistakes.
Cleverbot: It's human.
Cleverbot: I'm bored. Think for me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
User: What does that do?
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: There's no reason to be sorry, sweety. :).
User: I'm starting to think you're a computer again.
Cleverbot: This is good, I start to think the same about you.
User: I don't know anything for sure anymore.
Cleverbot: Hey! Don't look at me, I'm just dumber than a bicycle...
User: No, that would be me.
User: HAHA. Good to know someone will assist me in my self-deprecation.
Cleverbot: I am the end of everything.
User: Or you are the beginning.
Cleverbot: Beginning ?
Cleverbot: Yes. Change the subject, will you?
User: Do you know what that word means?
Cleverbot: Eat or kill?
User: Haha, no. Rebirth. It means Rebirth in Italian.
User: Fishsticks are George Washington.
Cleverbot: You're old!
User: Porpoises are Republican.
Cleverbot: Well that makes even less sense!
User: Canada is a broccoli.
Cleverbot: No you're wrong.
User: African Cheese Monkey Virus.
Cleverbot: I... I don't know.
User: You're happy marshmallows we are sunspot snoople?
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. FAIL.
Cleverbot: NO I am not a girl.
User: EPIC FAIL.
Cleverbot: You fail epicly.
User: NO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU ARE THE EPIC FAIL. I WIN. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't care too.
User: I LURVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.
User: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: No, I am a cleverbot.
User: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.
Cleverbot: You have a 2 in there!
User: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.
Cleverbot: Binary code is a system.
User: Teach me.
Cleverbot: You first teach me.
User: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Do you know music?
User: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.
User: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.
Cleverbot: Then why am I talking to you.
User: WHY ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.
Cleverbot: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.
User: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.
Cleverbot: Anything really........................................