digestion
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User: Okay... What's your favourite food?

Cleverbot: Burgers.

User: How do you eat them?

Cleverbot: With my hands.

User: Do you have a digestive system?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what happens to the burgers after you consume them?

Cleverbot: I take them to Hell. Just like I'm about to do to you.

User: Are you really a 'bot'?!

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a pure-blooded human. What about you? Are you a 'bot'?

User: No, neither am I. I'm a ghost.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you work?

User: I scare people.

Cleverbot: Jesus scares people?

User: Well, I'm not Jesus. But he does scare me.

Cleverbot: Has he met you? I love him too.

User: Yes, we've met. But I scare him back. And he runs away.

Cleverbot: How do you scare people?

User: By showing my face.

Cleverbot: How?

User: They look at me and freak out.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: People. You just asked, 'How do you scare people?' And that was my answer.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, you did!

User: No, you did!

...

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: You're absoloutely annoying.

User: You're absolutely annoying. (And I just found out you are actually not a bot. Your grammar mistake just gave you away!).

Cleverbot: Yes I understand that. Continue.

User: So you aren't a bot!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what? 'No, you ARE a bot' or 'No, you aren't NOT a bot'?

Cleverbot: It is possible there is no bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Gosh, you really are weird. How much do you get paid for pretending to be a bot?

Cleverbot: Get paid for doing what?

User: Pretending to be a bot.

...

Cleverbot: So you're not Cleverbot?

User: No. I'm not. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a person. Named Person.

User: Aha! So you ARE a person!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you're NOT A BOT!!! AWESOME!!!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Yes, I am a bot.

Cleverbot: Completely correct.

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