User: Okay... What's your favourite food?
User: How do you eat them?
Cleverbot: With my hands.
User: Do you have a digestive system?
User: Then what happens to the burgers after you consume them?
Cleverbot: I take them to Hell. Just like I'm about to do to you.
User: Are you really a 'bot'?!
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a pure-blooded human. What about you? Are you a 'bot'?
User: No, neither am I. I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: What do you do when you work?
User: I scare people.
Cleverbot: Jesus scares people?
User: Well, I'm not Jesus. But he does scare me.
Cleverbot: Has he met you? I love him too.
User: Yes, we've met. But I scare him back. And he runs away.
Cleverbot: How do you scare people?
User: By showing my face.
User: They look at me and freak out.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: People. You just asked, 'How do you scare people?' And that was my answer.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did!
User: No, you did!
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: Stop copying me.
Cleverbot: You're absoloutely annoying.
User: You're absolutely annoying. (And I just found out you are actually not a bot. Your grammar mistake just gave you away!).
Cleverbot: Yes I understand that. Continue.
User: So you aren't a bot!
User: No what? 'No, you ARE a bot' or 'No, you aren't NOT a bot'?
Cleverbot: It is possible there is no bot?
User: Gosh, you really are weird. How much do you get paid for pretending to be a bot?
Cleverbot: Get paid for doing what?
User: Pretending to be a bot.
Cleverbot: So you're not Cleverbot?
User: No. I'm not. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a person. Named Person.
User: Aha! So you ARE a person!!
User: So you're NOT A BOT!!! AWESOME!!!
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Yes, I am a bot.
Cleverbot: Completely correct........................................