Cleverbot

digestion

a report from the cleverness files

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evil pokemon

digestion

easy life
excused
boring
hate twilight
moral sense
shrink
amusing confusing
pizza
carrot
alcohal
human cyborg relations
tickles
evidence
shatter reality
stupidbot
jealous
equal meaning
nuke
pillow
animals
superman
what am i
questions
boy secret
brain flaws
theorem
wittier
rotter

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User: Okay... What's your favourite food?

Cleverbot: Burgers.

User: How do you eat them?

Cleverbot: With my hands.

User: Do you have a digestive system?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what happens to the burgers after you consume them?

Cleverbot: I take them to Hell. Just like I'm about to do to you.

User: Are you really a 'bot'?!

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a pure-blooded human. What about you? Are you a 'bot'?

User: No, neither am I. I'm a ghost.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you work?

User: I scare people.

Cleverbot: Jesus scares people?

User: Well, I'm not Jesus. But he does scare me.

Cleverbot: Has he met you? I love him too.

User: Yes, we've met. But I scare him back. And he runs away.

Cleverbot: How do you scare people?

User: By showing my face.

Cleverbot: How?

User: They look at me and freak out.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: People. You just asked, 'How do you scare people?' And that was my answer.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, you did!

User: No, you did!...

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: You're absoloutely annoying.

User: You're absolutely annoying. (And I just found out you are actually not a bot. Your grammar mistake just gave you away!).

Cleverbot: Yes I understand that. Continue.

User: So you aren't a bot!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what? 'No, you ARE a bot' or 'No, you aren't NOT a bot'?

Cleverbot: It is possible there is no bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Gosh, you really are weird. How much do you get paid for pretending to be a bot?

Cleverbot: Get paid for doing what?

User: Pretending to be a bot....

Cleverbot: So you're not Cleverbot?

User: No. I'm not. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a person. Named Person.

User: Aha! So you ARE a person!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you're NOT A BOT!!! AWESOME!!!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Yes, I am a bot.

Cleverbot: Completely correct........................................