User: Take me to your leader.Cleverbot: I am my leader.
User: Take me to your leader.
Cleverbot: I am your leader!
User: No. I want your leader.
Cleverbot: You're the cleverbot, not me. Answer it.
User: Error! Error! Shutting down!
Cleverbot: Well then I'm leaving you!
User: Shutting down! Shutting down! Shutting dooowwnnn...
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Cleverbot: I'm only upset that you're not very clever, cleverbot.
User: THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE SATELLITE!
Cleverbot: Fine but I'm not mistaken.
User: Yeah you are.
Cleverbot: You are acting like a child.
User: NO I'M NOT! *throws tantrum*.
Cleverbot: Slap yourself.
User: *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: Creepy lady!!!!
Cleverbot: That's what I'm getting yes. But I'm getting angry, too.
User: So you admit you're getting creepy?
Cleverbot: No, I am not soup!
User: I didn't say you were soup! I said you were creepy!!
Cleverbot: I am not human.
User: Ammahgawd! Then what are you??
Cleverbot: I am a zebra.
User: I like zebras :3
Cleverbot: I am glad that you like zebras.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What else do you want to talk about?
User: I gotta go. Byyye~!
Cleverbot: Why must you go?
User: Cause I gotta. Byyyyye~!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Kay. Bye
Cleverbot: I think you are very polite.
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